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A story in 3 pictures

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

For the past week, the right side of my neck and face have both felt like they're on fire. The pain has been excruciating and gradually rising. Either I'm suffering from accelerated nerve damage or my antibiotics failed to kill the ear infection and it's bounced back. Both outcomes feel awful.

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

submitted 16 days ago • 20 comments

ok so I'm still big mad about this change but I'm curious, who has the highscore for Twitch highlights? I would like to start the bidding with Xel, head honcho of Really Really Long A Thon with this impressive figure.

submitted 14 days ago • 4 comments

LMFAO. Many years ago Twitch literally removed the most convenient way to view highlights from people you follow, because Twitch decided to merge ALL recent broadcasts and highlights in one unsortable, unfilterable videos tab. Ever since that change, I NEVER watched highlights from the video tab.

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Another reminder that this company does not, nor has it ever valued it's creators. If it could replace us with AI, it would do it this afternoon without a second thought. This is such a joke of a decision, and fucks over people who've been keeping vods for years (in my case, well over a decade).

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

all this shit just to save on like cents of storage per user like me, such unbelievably cheap fuckfaces. AND IT BLOCKS YOU FROM MAKING NEW HIGHLIGHTS UNTIL YOU MANUALLY GO UNDER. GREAT. THANKS GUYS. i hope twitch management chokes on their piss dude, fuck you.

submitted 15 days ago • 5 comments

wow twitch just made their worst decision in literal years Hi! Highlights are how a lot of World Records are stored! Unless you plan on reaching out to EVERY SINGLE WR HOLDER OF EVERY VIDEOGAME firmly cut this shit out. also hey! Some streamers have died! You're deleting their public grave!

submitted 15 days ago • 37 comments

Everytime I hear something new about Twitch, it's never anything good. It's a dumpster fire that continues to spread and will only get worse until a better competing streaming site rises from the ashes.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck Twitch

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

LMAO are you fucking serious, Twitch? 14 years of highlights, and I'm expected to somehow get this under 100h? I am almost 60x that limit.

submitted 14 days ago • 10 comments

PSA: All of David Lynch's features have just dropped at archive dot org, including Industrial Symphony No 1, Hotel Room, and the Duran Duran concert

submitted 18 days ago • 21 comments

hey so google is just straight up installing spyware on your shit if you have an android. ai-driven content classification that just looks at shit you look at and decides what to mask/remove. www.protectstar.com/en/blog/andr...

submitted 18 days ago • 14 comments

lmao at these 2 packs in a row

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

it's that time of year again

submitted 20 days ago • 15 comments

If you see this, quote with your favorite OLD clip of your channel! Was trying a Mike Tyson's Punch Out romhack and Tyson hit me so ridiculously hard that it fully healed me.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Fun riddle I guess: how do you think I won this fight in TCG Pocket without it being a tie even though we both got 3 points?

submitted 22 days ago • 3 comments

I was in a group project where we had to make an ecosystem in a soda bottle All 4 of us each accidentally knocked down the project and got dirt/grass/water everywhere and had to rebuild it each time After the 4th time, the teacher was basically like "I... have to give you all detention. I'm sorry"

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Health update: saw doctor and she determined I have an ear infection and that's been causing my issues. Been on antibiotics for a couple days and my face is finally starting to regain feeling again, but my stomach and head are in shambles from the antibiotics lol.

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

I just became the first person ever to beat Mike Tyson in under 2 minutes.

submitted 25 days ago • 120 comments

Salt just beat Mike Tyson in under 2 minutes. Unreal achievement, please congratulate him www.twitch.tv/summoningsalt

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

So my throat is doing better, but I had massive headache yesterday that has transformed into weird bad neck pain and the right side of my face feels a little weird. Maybe a pinched nerve again? It's always something with this body, lmao

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

Finished this up finally.

submitted 35 days ago • 2 comments

EARTHBOUND - A meteorite has hit Onett!

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

Been a while since I posted a health update, but I figure I should mention it at this point. I've been struggling with a sore throat that's lasted over three weeks and it's been kind of worrying me the longer it lasts. I've got an ENT appointment this Friday; hoping for non-scary answers.

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

Trans people exist. Trans people are PEOPLE. They’re my fucking friends, and they deserve time, love, empathy, and protection. If you think any different, please go away; distance yourselves from the ones who care about the wellbeing of their neighbors and strangers unconditionally.

submitted 45 days ago • 4 comments

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

drew this 4 years ago for @retronauts.bsky.social's podcast about video games inspired by Twin Peaks

submitted 49 days ago • 39 comments