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submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

New TrumpTrackr entry: Trump's Executive Order attempting to give himself the power to issue authoritative interpretations of the law, a power granted to the JUDICIAL Branch. This is notable due to Trump's recent failures at enacting his EO's due to court orders. publish.obsidian.md/trumptracker...

submitted 74 days ago • 1 comment

I wanna peg Jason Lee. #JasonLee #mynameisearl

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Big nose big hose

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

I like to look on Google maps at small towns and the food they have at white run Mexican food restaurants. Disgraceful.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

If you want to make America healthy again, cutting staff and funding the agency tasked to make our food supply safe and accessible is not the way to go about helping people.

submitted 74 days ago • 2 comments

Excuse me madam, may I see your jersey kittens?

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Randy Newman needs to be on a list for that song about short people. #randynewman

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Google calender thinks it can erase Black History month, Indigenous people's day, Pride month and many others. But it can't. Don't forget to add them back on the calender if it's something you still use. #Google #googlecalender #lgbtq #blackhistorymonth #indigenouslivesmatter #blacklivesmatter

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

When i was in a remedial math class (middle school) one kid put their finger up another kids asshole bc their pants were sagging. It was 10 am wtf. Remembering things is stupid. #middleschoolstories

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

I had a fever dream that Trump changed his name to Shrimp. He was serious about it, too. 100% wanted to change flags and crap.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

If you vape or smoke by an entrance to a building, you deserve to get your ass beat. Idgaf anymore. I'm highly allergic to menthol. People shouldn't have to boss battle a gd caterpillar just for clean air. Especially if it's a doctors office. Fuck

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Nothing funnier than the gay group of friends saying the f slur together. Especially after we just got mad at an outside person saying it in malice. not every person is okay with it please ask everyone if they're okay with it before doing this.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Ey baby what that mouth do? I'LL FUCKN TELL YA. IT BLEEDS OK. I FLOSS, BLOOD. BRUSH? BLOOD. IF I EAT A CRACKER THE WRONG WAY I HAVE TO GO TO THE BLOOD BANK FOR A TOP OFF.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

We are going to run out of peanuts this year. Idk why this isn't more talked about.

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

You are a fucking dumb ass bitch if you don't spay and neuter your pets. Big stupid. Idgaf if you think it's a business. The world doesn't need more inbred backyard puppies or dogs whose father is them bc of DNA bros.

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

We are sorta soupless out here. My fellow soupless Americans.

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submitted 92 days ago • 220 comments

Tried mixing Mexican alcohol with 20th century American literature last night. Ended up with tequila mockingbird

submitted 93 days ago • 100 comments

He’s gonna call the plane Mexican.

submitted 93 days ago • 68 comments

If you wanted to decrease the cost of homes, one thing you wouldn’t do is put a flat tariff on your main source of timber.

submitted 92 days ago • 1010 comments

I'd spread ass for Hank Green but not John.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

If you babylock the toilet I WILL GO IN THE BATHTUB.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

"I didn't think this would all happen so fast when we elected him...figured a check or balence would stop em!" So you admit you knew it would happen and still voted?

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

I'm so tired of people going online when they see a place with a ton of police presence. You busted mailbox, open your fucking eyes.

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 96 days ago • 68 comments

Idea: A news company that breaks news on violent crimes but only gives descriptions on non-oppressed categories. “White cisgender legal citizen man breaks into vape store in Ohio”

submitted 97 days ago • 1 comment

A white woman recently took to TikTok in shock after being fired. She expressed surprise, believing perhaps that DEI (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion) hires were exclusively people of color. However, a lesser-known fact is that white women are the largest demographic of DEI hires in the U.S.

submitted 96 days ago • 163 comments

I hate when people sell products for problems they create.. that's all the government does.

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

It actually takes a certain level of intellectual development to say a slur without it being objectionable. The fact that I said it just proves I’m morally advanced enough to say slurs without being ethically repugnant

submitted 97 days ago • 8 comments

I have a mechanical bed bc my fucked up back. Why the fuck did they put lights on this fucker that don't turn off. I'm not talking about the floor lights on it, it's the "everything's plugged in and workin" lights. Gotta get my blue light stickers out on that bad boy.

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Mmmmmmbuttscratcher here.

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Men are so full of shit. "Oh I just realized you're on the north side of town. Unfortunately, I'm on the west. Just won't work out id have to drive like 20 minutes. No, it's still too much if we meet half way" Just say you're a lazy pussy itd be much quicker than making up a lie to feed your ego.

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Got a few demons up here but jesus is my helmet

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

We only experience luck when our life is fuck.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Censoring the kids faces in the pictures on your dating profile is a green flag. But, it's so jarring when they use the blur function. So it's just a skin tone, no face child. #datingapps #datingprofile #dating

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Scrubs (the show) had me thinking fecal tests were done every. Time. You. Went. To. The. ER. Ive been more times than I can count and I've only given one in the ER when I was a child and one at a gastro doctors. Tf. #er #emergencyroomstories #scrubs

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments