Tried mixing Mexican alcohol with 20th century American literature last night. Ended up with tequila mockingbird - ThreadSky

howelldavis.bsky.social•21 days ago

Stop. Just stop

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grumpy0ldman84.bsky.social•21 days ago

😂

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ozantifa.bsky.social•21 days ago

Laughed out loud. Thank you
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margej826.bsky.social•21 days ago

🤣🤣👏🏻

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pattydrn2000.bsky.social•21 days ago

😂😂😂

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davidniallwilson.com•21 days ago

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426sunnyflowers.bsky.social•21 days ago

I love it!

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bradysimmons.bsky.social•21 days ago

:grrooaannnn:

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thobgubnol.bsky.social•21 days ago

😂😂😂
Hows the head and hydration?

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msbak.bsky.social•21 days ago

Hah😆😂🤣

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theirnlady.bsky.social•21 days ago

Very clever

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feralgrumpy.bsky.social•21 days ago

Be glad you didn't end up with chorro.

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camaryllis1.bsky.social•21 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

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claycraftteach.bsky.social•21 days ago

Good one!

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darksatanicmills.bsky.social•21 days ago

I would drink that.

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captainjjsail.bsky.social•21 days ago

I almost choked on my morning coffee, this is funny!

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itsonlyolivia.bsky.social•20 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

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mattydobronx.bsky.social•21 days ago

😂😂😂 no hangover?

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dblynch.bsky.social•21 days ago

😂

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friskiedgrrl.bsky.social•21 days ago

Like this?

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callmerux.bsky.social•21 days ago

Just found out there's a 10th anniversary edition. I'm going to get this. Thank you for the post!

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callmerux.bsky.social•21 days ago

This is gold.

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renewalls.bsky.social•21 days ago

I’ll keep this one in my joke bank!

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shebangs98569.bsky.social•21 days ago

Groan!

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joyseacrew.bsky.social•21 days ago

Tequila Mockingbird would be a great name for a Drag Queen or a country band…

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anonymous-radish.bsky.social•21 days ago

Now that's what I call a Dad Joke! Great work 💪

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katiespn411.bsky.social•21 days ago

😂 thanks I needed that !

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shapelessspirit.bsky.social•17 days ago

I hate myself for loving you.

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jackiefromtexas.bsky.social•21 days ago

🤣

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theklebe.bsky.social•21 days ago

🤣

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wdm1955.bsky.social•21 days ago

Groaning internally but like "oh how clever!"!!

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kwsaxon.bsky.social•20 days ago

Ok, that one is bloody funny!

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saltyshawn.bsky.social•21 days ago

🤣😂🤣😂

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latinovocalist.bsky.social•21 days ago

Easy on the tequila there, partner. Beber demasiado tequila puede ser peligroso y beber demasiado tequila puede provocar graves problemas de salud.

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parisssss.bsky.social•21 days ago

Lmaoo bye

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lowfihistory.bsky.social•21 days ago

That’s one of the team names for our local pub trivia night.

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theguy9900.bsky.social•21 days ago

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lukepayn.bsky.social•21 days ago

Yey! 👌

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superdestroyer.diysky.xyz•21 days ago

@tequilamockingmi.bsky.social !!!

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socrates444.bsky.social•21 days ago

Groannn.

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yarnoverchicago.bsky.social•21 days ago

Haha I see what you did there.

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martynomad.bsky.social•21 days ago

Nice

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jessica1603.bsky.social•21 days ago

Daaadd!!

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judymccarthy.bsky.social•21 days ago

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coyledivers.bsky.social•21 days ago

Groan worthy. Bravo.

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lunamoona-123.bsky.social•21 days ago

👏👏👏

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usernameneil.bsky.social•20 days ago

No. Just......no

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british-buckeye.bsky.social•21 days ago

6/10

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chefmj237.bsky.social•21 days ago

Keep ‘em coming! Laughter, the best medicine.

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gwenisles.bsky.social•21 days ago

😂

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mtwsnaps.bsky.social•20 days ago

Glad you're doing that now because soon you won't be able to afford tequila or paper books.

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nancyelenablack.bsky.social•21 days ago

That's actually the name of my friend's band... going strong for two decades in Santa Barbara 🥃

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janna802.bsky.social•21 days ago

I saw Tequila Mockingbird back in 1983 at the Philly Spectrum. They opened for Barry & The Beet Meets.

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jaekayo.bsky.social•21 days ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HefRa_xQbGk

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foxy47.bsky.social•21 days ago

Best today, well that man

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braynedehd.bsky.social•21 days ago

I have a cocktail recipe book named Tequila Mockingbird

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jenifamayanja.bsky.social•21 days ago

A dad joke a day keeps the doctor away😂

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808pineapple.bsky.social•21 days ago

❤️😂🤣

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mdouglaswray.bsky.social•21 days ago

Me too! Agave myself a headache!

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loriganderson.bsky.social•21 days ago

Perfect!

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lexie1179.bsky.social•20 days ago

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👏👏👏👏

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donpbenz.bsky.social•21 days ago

Brilliant.

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donpbenz.bsky.social•21 days ago

Brilliant

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bajakeweenaw.bsky.social•21 days ago

Or a shot with birding 😂

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mwalker99.bsky.social•21 days ago

💕😅😅

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whatisabeau.bsky.social•21 days ago

😂🇨🇦✌️

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mlpoole.bsky.social•21 days ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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thistimeforreals.bsky.social•21 days ago

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free-2-choose.bsky.social•21 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

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coldfact1776.bsky.social•21 days ago

😜🤣

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kellyfaunce.bsky.social•21 days ago

🤦🏼‍♀️

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alohawk.bsky.social•21 days ago

https://mobilize.us/s/6z2Evd

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raulmadrid268.bsky.social•21 days ago

That's not good at all. I loved it

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katbern.bsky.social•21 days ago

That's the name of a local band here

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nakai87.bsky.social•21 days ago

Boooooo. But also, 👏

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tommydunnauthor.bsky.social•21 days ago

Classic 🤣

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gingermaealltheway.bsky.social•21 days ago

In Spokane we have a fun shop called Boo Radleys, and next door is a coffee/book shop called Atticus. We used to have a restaurant called Scout.
All we need is a Tequila bar named "Tequila mockingbird"

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riolindamex.bsky.social•21 days ago

Oh Shit!

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nickpelling.bsky.social•21 days ago

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lmcguirek.bsky.social•21 days ago

Curious where this is? My mom tells the story of how she used to work in a bar named Tequila Mockingbird in Tucson, AZ, but this would have been in the 70s.

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nickpelling.bsky.social•21 days ago

https://www.tequilamock.com/covent-garden-lyceum

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steviecm.bsky.social•21 days ago

There’s a cocktail bar in London called Tequilla Mockingbird always loved the name.

https://www.tequilamock.com/

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pshoff.bsky.social•21 days ago

As of today, that will cost you 25% more.

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bluebuyu.bsky.social•21 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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karinwithan-i.bsky.social•21 days ago

Solid attempt 💪🏻

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emkaydub.bsky.social•21 days ago

I would have been so mad at Atticus! 😂

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sparkle86.bsky.social•21 days ago

I had a teacher in high school whose band was named this, if I remember right. 😂

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leslie-anne.bsky.social•21 days ago

🤣

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paul-nefan.bsky.social•21 days ago

OMG that was good!!

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garrickzeigler.bsky.social•21 days ago

My favorite drinking game is Tequila Mockingbird. You line up four tequila shots, drink them all and learn to judge people by the content of their character not the color of their skin. ~dark brandon maybe

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garrickzeigler.bsky.social•21 days ago

but don't play the 'Reacher said nothing' Game. That one is fatal.

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coachbrad63.bsky.social•21 days ago

I needed this bad dad joke today more than I’ve ever needed one.

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3dxl.bsky.social•21 days ago

Im just glad that I get this joke 😂 because there is about to be an entire generation of people going “To Kill a Mocking Bird? Is that a video game?” 😭

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marisabillions.bsky.social•21 days ago

There’s actually a cocktail recipe book by that name. I have it somewhere. There’s also Are You There God it’s Me Margarita and Shakespeare Not Stirred.

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