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In "Geronimo: An American Legend" starring Wes Studi as Geronimo, Robert Duval (as Al Sieber) delivers this absolute, gobsmacking banger of a line where he calls Texans the "Lowest form of White Man". Thus, in the universe of the film, we can conclude Mr. Sieber has never met a white South African.

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

What planet are the Dems living on? Because it sure as shit isn't the same earth I live and breathe on...

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submitted 113 days ago • 29 comments

hey congratulations on making your kid incompetent and unable to do basic tasks on its own cool good for you i'm sure your kid you named some shit like Adalbert or whatever is going to thank you when he he's 35 and weeps uncontrollably at trying to figure out shit like opening doors

submitted 113 days ago • 4 comments

I can't stop laughing at this man I'm sorry. This is the kind of shit the biggest loser in the world would say to their girlfriend about buying her flowers on Valentine's Day once, and he's doing so in an argument that started because he called her a bitch

submitted 113 days ago • 887 comments

UNITED UNITED STATES, DARTA CORHOAN, ROHTHAN STATES, D∆TEN STATES, and a red baby with severe clubfoot. If you need an image for something, hire someone on Fiver: AI is garbage. The only thing good it's ever produced is "Vegetable Hulk".

submitted 114 days ago • 1 comment

This just in: suits=respect

submitted 114 days ago • 1 comment

Plain and simple, we need truth and reconciliation from fossil fuel companies if we want a chance for a livable future.

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

I've been screaming this for years.

submitted 118 days ago • 60 comments

It's all a "Shell Game" ... @theonion.com

submitted 116 days ago • 18 comments

Next level stupid

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

Wow Dan Boingo is certifiable.

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

☕️ 🪵

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

Guess I’m going to jail

submitted 118 days ago • 111 comments

Libs, in victory: see we didn't need the left, fuck them, they get nothing, they ARE nothing Libs, in defeat: we needed the left and they betrayed us, time to call the cops on anne frank

submitted 118 days ago • 144 comments

But of course we couldn't nominate Bernie, could we? Oh well.

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

Good thing Elon isn't a public official!

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

Obviously this is bad and very stupid, but the tenor of this kind of Trump communique is very funny to me. It's a real HOA energy, just someone being annoying and small who knows they're being that way, and who more or less sees that as both their highest personal calling and the purpose of the job.

submitted 122 days ago • 108 comments

BREAKING: Indigenous activist Leonard Peltier released from prison after nearly 50 years

submitted 124 days ago • 624 comments

Wow, it's almost like it's a FAKE AGENCY, that DOESN'T ACTUALLY HAVE ANY REAL POWER. CRAZY.

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

this is one of the funniest things a national politician has ever posted. he live-tweets a tv show during an ongoing constitutional crisis and when someone tells him they find this irritating he’s like “hey listen, this show meant a lot to me when i was a 30-year-old boy”

submitted 125 days ago • 54 comments

Eugenics is coming folks.

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments