zarkfuckerberg.bsky.social
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Fair enough lol
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IME there's a thin, fuzzy line between protected speech and actionable material.
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You'll know if you've left a good message if they send the Fine Bologna Instigators to have a little "chat" about your nice message to Mr. Michael. Sadly I've never left a good enough message apparently 😕.
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*BREAKING*
Pete Buttigeig calls dRump(f) an "Ochre". EPIC OWN!
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We can't fix every problem, but one of our largest, most unworkable problems is the fact that we've allowed the wealthy to participate in our politics. Time and time again that has led to the complete loss of political integrity and widespread corruption.
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The vibes: rancid. The execution: impeccable.
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😂
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Welcome back, Elder Brother.
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Xhmer Rouge*
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“It’s one egg Micheal. How much could it possibly cost? 10 dollars?”
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Apologies for being crude but that was just c*ckstomp.com fetish art.
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Musk gets no points for anything ever because he's:
1) A Boer
2) Repugnant
3) A textbook narcissist who claims he's an autist with super powers.
4) Actively destroying the United States.
5) Doesn't even wear a full suit=American sign of disrespect.
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Don't besmirch Elmo.
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Jesus Christ
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Opera, non verba.
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In a couple months RFKj is gonna be on Rogan talking about "H°w NA~SA is ly*ing ab°ut th~e A*ntar~ctic i~ce wa•ll."
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Exactly: they find Papa's Glock 19 and give him a little surprise punishment for the beatings after they get fed up.
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My Facebook-addicted coworker loves talking about how effective bringing "the spank" back into schools is. Its fucked.
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Freedom rashes omfg
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Literally this scenario. so often people being mad at trans people is just this comic by Nyazsche
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This better be how you're introduced on every CZM show from now until the nuclear/ecological apocalypse.
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I want a full Butlerian Jihad on the Fossil Fuel industry.
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Shit why stop there? Ban Boers!
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So glad I converted all my assets into 1500's era West Jamaican Gold Doubloons.
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Mind poisoning effects aside: It's way worse than gambling. When I go sit at the slots and play myself into the red, I don't simultaneously open a hydrant, light a barrel of crude on fire and con some rube into reimbursing me plus extra for my piss poor financial decisions.
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For something like slot machines, yeah it's just luck no strategy, for poker it's a card game that absolutely has strategy. What strategy does crypto require besides knowing how to pump'n'dump and use an app/web browser?
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Wow, Mark Cuban really sucks crusty asshole, doesn't he?