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Can we get Brennan to do this to a completely random NWSL player so she understands how absurd this all is? Like Mozingo.

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Late night cheesy potatoes with onion from the grill? Only thing better is the great job offer I just got today after 4 months of unemployment. #CelebratingTheSmallWinsDespiteEverything

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Of all the Kei Kamara’s*, a JFR Kei Kamara has to be the most painful. *goal scored by a former player

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Trade window is open. #WeAre 😉

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Interesting. Joins a team with Amandine Henry, Shanice van de Sanden, and Abby Erceg. They haven’t been elite in Liga MX Fem but a pretty aspirational move.

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As much as I’d have loved to have seen Izzy Rodriguez in this match, I would imagine the SE Michigan native and Ohio State grad will have a big group in Cincinnati.

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Stapleton must feel at home in Commerce City. #ObscureJoke

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*falls out of chair* *crashes through floor* WOW

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Claire Hutton with a beautiful pass to start that deep attack.

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It’s 45 minutes and change. gasping in the heat, humidity, and thin air of Colorado. You see the defensive midfielder has the ball so you just lay back a bit thinking she’ll pass to her attacking options—then she blows past you and scores. It’s not fun playing the USWNT.

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Sam Coffey gonna have send-off game some day and everyone will need to play 90 with their shirts tucked in.

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“So you won your group in the 2024 NWSL x Liga MX Feminil Summer Cup and you didn’t get into the knockout round???”

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Cooper is a bit off today, not bad, just not her typical elite self.

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I love how quickly the USA transitioned to defense off that free kick and Ireland was like, “cool.. you can run we’ll just chill back here a bit.”

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Reminder that Claire Hutton scored a school-record 36 goals for her high school team… when she was thirteen years-old.

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Patterson’s got silky moves tonight.

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Sam. Friggin. Coffey. What a pass.

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JP Dellacamera is an underrated legend in sports broadcasting. Not infallible, but just an ever-present high standard. He’s called *16* Men’s and Women’s World Cups!

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I’m sorry what

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What athlete’s expression will stay with you for the rest of your life?

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I think Pizza Tascio should send Sam Mewis some merch for all of the free advertising.

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I’m withholding my choices for the 10 best films of the 21st Century because I assume the 2060s will be the golden era of 21st century filmmaking.

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So, Chicago’s NWSL team extended the contract of a player with these FBref stats.

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Incensed to find that my church with attached school has fired a coach yesterday for being a lesbian. Decision comes from leadership after a parent complained about her posting pictures of herself with her significant other on her personal (non-education) Facebook page.

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Encouraging for him, but if it doesn’t work out he can always go back to being a bootleg Timothée Chalamet impersonator.

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I like this recap, and THANK YOU for highlighting Claudia Zornoza doing something that had me smacking my head in frustration.

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Get paid, Cooper!

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#NWSL ELO predictions halfway through the season! Shield is all but wrapped up, but the rest of the table is very intriguing with only 6 points separating 3rd and 9th. Top teams at the break: Current, Pride, Thorns (!), Racing (!!), Gotham, Spirit. Chance for summer signings to make a difference.

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The best result for KC occurs in San Diego with the scoreless draw between the Spirit and the Wave. KC is 8 points clear of 2nd, 10 points clear of 4th, and 15 points above the playoff line.

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Washington Spirit have been dealing with ~3,000 injuries so I understand the challenge of just getting enough players to play—but did Jonatan Giráldez noticeably improve one player on the Spirit? I think several improved under Adrián González, so maybe we’ll see the Spirit continue to look better.

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