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IZZY GOAL!!!!!

Yaz should have taken that shot because the list of people who could score there was “Only You”.

IZZY CAP!!!

Can we get Brennan to do this to a completely random NWSL player so she understands how absurd this all is? Like Mozingo.

Late night cheesy potatoes with onion from the grill? Only thing better is the great job offer I just got today after 4 months of unemployment. #CelebratingTheSmallWinsDespiteEverything

Of all the Kei Kamara’s*, a JFR Kei Kamara has to be the most painful. *goal scored by a former player

Trade window is open. #WeAre 😉

Interesting. Joins a team with Amandine Henry, Shanice van de Sanden, and Abby Erceg. They haven’t been elite in Liga MX Fem but a pretty aspirational move.

As much as I’d have loved to have seen Izzy Rodriguez in this match, I would imagine the SE Michigan native and Ohio State grad will have a big group in Cincinnati.

Stapleton must feel at home in Commerce City. #ObscureJoke

*falls out of chair* *crashes through floor* WOW

Claire Hutton with a beautiful pass to start that deep attack.

It’s 45 minutes and change. gasping in the heat, humidity, and thin air of Colorado. You see the defensive midfielder has the ball so you just lay back a bit thinking she’ll pass to her attacking options—then she blows past you and scores. It’s not fun playing the USWNT.

Sam Coffey gonna have send-off game some day and everyone will need to play 90 with their shirts tucked in.

“So you won your group in the 2024 NWSL x Liga MX Feminil Summer Cup and you didn’t get into the knockout round???”

Cooper is a bit off today, not bad, just not her typical elite self.

I love how quickly the USA transitioned to defense off that free kick and Ireland was like, “cool.. you can run we’ll just chill back here a bit.”

Reminder that Claire Hutton scored a school-record 36 goals for her high school team… when she was thirteen years-old.

Patterson’s got silky moves tonight.

Sam. Friggin. Coffey. What a pass.

JP Dellacamera is an underrated legend in sports broadcasting. Not infallible, but just an ever-present high standard. He’s called *16* Men’s and Women’s World Cups!

I’m sorry what

What athlete’s expression will stay with you for the rest of your life?

I think Pizza Tascio should send Sam Mewis some merch for all of the free advertising.

I’m withholding my choices for the 10 best films of the 21st Century because I assume the 2060s will be the golden era of 21st century filmmaking.

So, Chicago’s NWSL team extended the contract of a player with these FBref stats.

Incensed to find that my church with attached school has fired a coach yesterday for being a lesbian. Decision comes from leadership after a parent complained about her posting pictures of herself with her significant other on her personal (non-education) Facebook page.

Encouraging for him, but if it doesn’t work out he can always go back to being a bootleg Timothée Chalamet impersonator.

I like this recap, and THANK YOU for highlighting Claudia Zornoza doing something that had me smacking my head in frustration.