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Im now over a year out and do not regret my bunion surgery! I read a lot of horror stories going in about people saying it was the worst surgery of their life and it was the most painful recovery but I thankfully experienced none of that

Ive spent years arguing the muskrat is NOT SMART. People always say look at what he’s created with his companies!! He *may* he innovative in terms of the industry he’s in but if you think that means he’s smart about everything then maybe youre stupid too

Chief kweef on tiktok is so funny lol

Wait wtf did the Crunchwrap sliders come out today? GODDAMMIT

I need to buy a sewing machine just so I can buy men’s golf polos and alter them to fit me. Women’s golf tops are either hideous or boring or $900

Doordash delivered to the wrong address and instead of just reporting it i thought i was being nice by calling immediately to let them correct it and he’s gone to two additional wrong places and called me 4 times. OH MY GOD

Paid like $100 for a car wash and wax (hand wash, hand wheel detail, paste wax in case youre like 😱) but i metroed home after drop off and metroed there to pick it up so i still saved money 🧠

For anyone who travels with their golf bag—is a hard case always the better option? I feel like yes? The only downside seems to be storage?

Scheduled a car wash for tomorrow my baby is so fucking dirty and crusted with leaking pipes from my garage and salt and snow residue

Tiring work day but I came home to new golf clothes and ordered taco bell!

Limiting caffeine and taking horse pill sized antioxidant supplements to prep for my next round of egg freezing 🥲

antivaxx is a luxury belief that only was able to fester because vaccines were so effective that people forgot how horrible these diseases are

First outdoor round of golf this season this Saturday!!

Oh paige spiranac was homeschooled til college? Makes sense

Someone made a sticker on my phone of a friend by holding down on them in a pic and i dont want it on my fucking keyboard but I dont want to remove the ability to use stickers. HOW DO I REMOVE JUST THE ONE

It is so hard to find a rental with a garage or basement big enough for a golf simulator (within the budget) 🥲

I have to come in 3 days this week and I am pre-mad about it

I hate that the feds are back. Traffic is so bad

My body is still sore from all the golfing lol omg

There’s no reason to ever sign a contract saying you wont sell your car for a certain period of time or without permission unless it’s one of those rare collectible or street illegal things

How is this shit dying from the bottom? It’s been a week!! In direct sunlight like instructed. No overwatering. Wtf

I just wanna lay on my couch and read a book mom

Ive had such a HEAVY eating weekend I need something light maybe sushi

I have an open blister on my toe and im afraid to take a shower

Came to topgolf to play and since im alone im almost at 72 holes and my hands hurt nevermind 😂

Went to topgolf this AM, at a new bbq spot this PM, gonna hit up a brewery later this PM, noice noice

I fucking hate the people who shop at whole foods and i hate my specific whole foods

I just learned many people mispronounce creme fraiche because of family guy??

Hey so the spicy queso ritz bits are pretty good

Sold my nuface on poshmark. Bought it in 2023 and used it 6 times lol

We’re getting dollar oysters from WF and making steak for din!

Each of these idiots should get a free tshirt that says iFAFO

I need to try menudo. I know I’d love it