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The US government thinking it has any chance of keeping my loyal to them when my local Chinese takeout spot is stuffing this fucking container to the brim with orange chicken is delusional. Long live the CCP

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cavemen after rubbing two sticks together

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All girls do this in their free time

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dude

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the guy who played big pete on pete and pete is so cool

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finally getting to the good stuff in dbz: bulma waking up in a pile of garbage and immediately chugging a beer

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whenever my palico in wilds does something clutch I look at my useless fucking real cat with disdain

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The era of computer is over!

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gex maniac #pokemon

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KNOBS AND CRANKS KNOBS AND CRANKS

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'hex maniac looks different' you fool, what you know as 'hex maniac' is actually a cognitive virus that attacks different hosts, of course it's going to look different after such a long gap in time

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did you know that since elon musk is not officially the president it is not a felony to say "i want to kill elon musk"

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the evil am2 virus has infected the uekawa headquarters... #SonicTheHedgehog #Sonic #SEGA #SonicTheFighters

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It's so wild that executives genuinely seem to be a borderline nonfunctioning segment of humanity. Like how do you not look at something like Hogwarts Legacy and be unable to understand why it was successful and then think you can recreate it with fucking Game of Thrones. How?

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Do Not Fuck With Gamers We're forged by endless boss battles against carefully manufactured odds. We do not give up unless a woke game is actually good. We do not stop harassing minorities and women. We are the terminators of the culture war, and terminators always win.

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"Why would WB Games buy Player First just to shut them down?" allegedly they had a contract with Player First to support Multiversus for multiple years. they literally bought them so they could close Multiversus lol

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the sequel

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Hell yea for this guy, but I dead ass thought at first "I'm glad Kazuma Kiryu is getting top surgery"

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Got annoyed enough at seeing people post screencaps of this dumb fucks tweets I opened a substack to yell about it. Feel free to give me money. (There will eventually be private content) open.substack.com/pub/kriswolf...

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I think it's cool that the new deputy FBI director, Dan Bongino once got so mad that he did a multi-day tweet thread about how communists should be put down like dogs because I called him "bongo vagina"

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Happy Twin Peaks Day, my friends ☕️

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1980 Ducati Darmah 900SD source: tinyurl.com/2s4626yn #ClassicMotorcycles #Motorcycle

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New Red Vox single, A/V, is now on Spotify and Bandcamp, video coming soon... vine.bandcamp.com/track/a-v open.spotify.com/track/1aUvla...

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Skeb リクエストありがとうございました！

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Yea man, sure, meta can make working tech, that sounds plausible

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Just fired a ki blast at a guy on street He died

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AI will not destroy jobs, it will actually create jobs. For every AI you have to assign 2 guys to monitor it because it's stupid and sucks ass

submitted 528 days ago • 54 comments

Hatsune Miku

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uh oh, every time i burp im throwing up a little, this blows

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Amazon MGM Studios has confirmed that in the next James Bond film Bond will be fully nude in the iconic title sequence. “You will see James Bond’s penis” said a spokesperson. “James Bond will be shooting at you with his penis out”

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