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zefluff.bsky.social
Sysadmin | PhD in bottom speak | FPS/RTS Addict 29yr he/him. 18+ only. Cons planned: NFC Occasional NSFW
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Nice argument. Unfortunately for you, I have already portrayed myself as the $1.50 gigantic Costco hot dog and you as the $7.49 pathetic Five Guys hot dog

Mature well adjusted furries will never care if you’re a baby fur.

PSA: Your friend's steam accounts could be hacked and sending fake game invites to playtests for a game. ALWAYS check the URL of anything your friends send you before clicking on it.

Why is it every time I get sick my nose sounds like a cheap DeWalt drill??

Deeep breaths, get in there good~ ☁️ How could you resist huffing some huge nuts like those 🥵 Feeling all that heat radiating off them~ especially when they're so conveniently face-height like this ;3

HIT EM WHERE IT HURTS 1/2

NFC was by far one of the most fun cons I've ever been too. It was my first time in Europe and the people, food, and everything was incredible! Definitely want to go next year.

Going to miss you Malmö! What a vibrant city and good people. NFC was fantastic and easily one of my favorite cons ever. 💪: @nordicafox.bsky.social 📸: @puffs.bsky.social

Malmö is where it's at #NFC2025

WE FUCKING MADE IT TO SWEDEN LETS GOOOOOO!!!!

The Perfect Date Night

He yearns to be free

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

Flight got cancelled. Hello Minneapolis

Your flight has been delayed. Your flight has been delayed. Your flight-

I'm so fucking happy

Company email saying "Hey design our cool new T-shirt for getting fit! This is a design contest" "Don't have design skills? Just use AI like Adobe Firefly and Dall-e". Y'all this is depressing. My company makes plenty of money, you can afford an artist.

oh...

Remember to fill your friends!

Feels appropriate to start off this page by posting my old fursona (I think I drew this 8 years ago? time flies!)

How it do that tho

this haptic display absolutely rocks. basketball is for everyone.

Its really wimdy today and I swear at least 5 birds have smacked the side of my apartment. I would go check to see if they are okay but the wind probably took them

If a dog wears a fursuit head, is it still considered poodling? What if the dog is a poodle?

So done

The next big project is open to the public… WHERE’S WALDO STYLE CLUE HOUSE! 🔍 Critters will be hidden randomly (friends, couples and full groups can be placed together!) 4️⃣0️⃣ PER SLOT! Comment/DM/Telegram (zrayUH) to get set up 😈 Boosts always appreciated my friends! 🙏💖

Nerd and Jock 281

snow aminuls @azeldraws.bsky.social

Just ordered some edibles over the phone and after giving them my contact info the guy said "AwesomeSauce" and it made me so happy. I hope he is doing well.

It's saturday

Where Bowser stans want to be rn

Stop waiting. Do it now. There's never a good time for anything and there's always an excuse. So, just do it. Keep moving your life forward.

Reached level 29 today, they make leveling up way too easy. Devs pls fix

Sketch for Michael! 🤠

Ever just accidentally deep throat a corndog? No? Well there is a first time for everything.

♪ If you let me in your heart, then I promise that I'll stay ♪ www.youtube.com/watch?v=36if...

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We are streaming low IQ Lethal Company Wednesday night with @zefluff.bsky.social & @trois.bsky.social (~5pm CST) come join the chaos on twitch! 💯🤗😈 twitch.tv/jaepawz!

after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"

Just incredible things from the VLC folks

It's all about efficiency

This phenomenon is absolutely getting people killed in the only developed country without universal healthcare but I don’t think Americans would grasp just how bad it is without experiencing the alternative. You would radicalise so quickly.