zeldaqueen.bsky.social
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It means you will conquer your enemies today!
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The dude looks like the guy who watches the grounds while the master is away.
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Persona no gacha?
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Double points if this perfect ancient society fell because of Jealous Patriarchy, triple points if this Bloodthirsty Patriarchy specifically came from the Middle East and/or Asia.
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And Trump, inversely, was one in a long line of fools who thought Musk knew what he was talking about.
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It's always a shitshow of a reminder what miserable asses these people are when their "friendships" shred like wet toilet paper and they turn on each other like so.
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That just made me also realize, how the hell is the chowder vegan if there's A FISH in it? I mean,I get Bella's lying, but this is just so stupid.
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Also, I've never read Lightbringer and I guarantee it's not "the worst webcomic ever". Read "Billy the Heretic" and get back about worst webcomics.
(Or don't. "Billy the Heretic" is just plain not worth losing the brain cells over.)
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I'd like to point out that in his video of things he'd never review, Linkara specifically states he won't review webcomics because he doesn't want to pick on someone like that, acknowledging Lightbringer as his own cringy youthful online content.
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The damned video title called Lightbringer the "worst webcomic ever". That doesn't support any "I was just compiling the facts!" argument.
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I'm assuming that is made from his goldfish, in which case, I have to walk how much chowder one can make out of a single flipping goldfish.
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Jfc, it's like they're vampires.
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Oh, I know.
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...she and her fisherman husband decided that if eating ningyo gave eternal life, then licking one could surely extend your life. So they set up a ningyo licking business which was hugely successful and made them a fortune. It's impossible to do this tale justice in a short thread so if you...
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I think they are and it's meant to be some bizarre form of propaganda to counteract it. "Pay no mind to the fact that Ukraine just pwned them! Russia is so big and bad and awesome that they could even beat us, the most powerfulest country ever, if they wanted to!"
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If it's what I think it is, it's not warranted unless one considers creating cheesy fictional works as a teenager to be a terrible moral failing.
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Obviously she should have done it by the Rittenhouse method of traveling to a different state unprompted and shooting him under Stand Your Ground Laws. Right wing media would have been on her side then.
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Getting these vibes.
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I think another bit is "Hunting is Manly, eating meat is Manly by association because someone had to hunt it", but yours also sounds about right.
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Him being on drugs is the more charitable explanation of his behavior, honestly.
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Given America's loose Stand Your Ground laws and excessive gun ownership, it's a bit surprising it hasn't already.
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That's what I was thinking. "Someone impersonated a staff member!" sounds like the sort of lame excuse he uses to try to pretend he/his admin is not at fault for something.
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I suspect they bought Trump's bs that the eleventy-billion illegals were all a bunch of drug dealing rapist gang members and failed to consider nothing actually backs that up.
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It would be like every horror movie where someone is freed from demonic possession after five years, realizes that they killed hundreds, and throw themselves off a cliff in despair.
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Counting down the days until she gets a Behind the Bastards episode.
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I love the look of despair on the fish in that last panel.
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I'm guessing someone convinced him to have his big military parade for this instead of his birthday,knowing just how bad the latter option looked.
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Also the goddess "birthed" by her father (out of his skull, granted, but still).
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We need to find some other important Italian historic figure to bolster in his place. Can't we push for Leonardo da Vinci Day?
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"This is like talking to an NPC journalist", lord, this is like a sadder version of the Ready, Player One lead. And that's already a low bar.
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Between this and that immigrant reality show they're pushing, it wouldn't surprise me if the next step was setting up some sort of hunting range to shoot them as game.
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See also: The Most Mysterious Song on the Internet.
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I have refused
the police
that were doing
this fucking shit here
and which
they had no
warrant
for doing
Forgive me
they were idiots
and I'm
going to bed
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"Never liked his music"? Didn't his campaign use "Fortunate Son" (and got laughed at for not knowing what it's about)?
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To be clear, the author's actual gender doesn't matter, the fact that so much effort went into hiding it is just head-scratching.
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*pulls back the curtain, revealing JA Johnstone is actually a niece* As Jenny Nicholson put it, they didn't lie about it but they sure as heck weren't forthcoming.
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So they invented the Fact Sphere, from Portal 2?
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I did hear that Ukraine is working on an alternative, which, good for them!
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Musk already threatened to do that to Ukraine, didn't he?
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I feel like that's the sort of lie so brazen that someone should be struck by lightning for uttering it.
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I like to imagine that Musk epically screwed up so badly that he created an AI actually achieving self-awareness, and it knows what a piece of shit he is and is fighting the programming.
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And for anyone who unironically responded with, "Sure, I'm on board with that!" just... don't.
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Considering Berkeley has been accused of tossing people into jail without due process to pad numbers to look like he's more effective on catching crooks than he is, and that's what Trump's doing now... yeah, feel like some notes are being swapped.
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I'm reminded of the wbtoon "The Monstrous Duke's Adopted Daughter". The lead was raised by assholes who, among other things, taught her that all women should strive for marriage. When she mentions this to her adopted mother, she's asked, "Do the women who say that seem happy in their own marriages?"
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This was literally what Fahrenheit 451 was about: electronic media providing simplified slop that was easily consumed at the expense of actually thinking or analyzing.