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AI Slop Merchants, the purple guy is you

submitted 13 hours ago • 23 comments

I'm so used to bar bathrooms with cutesy signs that I had to stop here and ask myself if I was a Mario or a Wario

submitted 8 hours ago • 183 comments

I may be white, but I am NOT "swim in the pool suspended between skyscrapers" white.

submitted 16 days ago • 10 comments

control drums are like nuclear rocket chastity cages

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

you'll never be rid of him

submitted 18 hours ago • 75 comments

"I sell crusade and crusade accessories"

submitted 23 hours ago • 42 comments

submitted 23 hours ago • 208 comments

UPDATE: ICE is wildly unconcerned about where this man is and no one will tell me, his registered attorney. The universal answer so far is "let's wait and see where he ends up." This is deeply off. We would have more rights at this point if UPS had lost a pair of shoes I'd just bought from Zappos

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let me tell you about homestuck

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL

submitted 8615 days ago • 95 comments

"I maintain mechs" "Cool, what's that look like?"

submitted 2 days ago • 288 comments

BREAKING: Massive passenger congestion incident on the Tokyo Underground. 📸 Teagle_Noir

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

Gonna take this opportunity to say that I can personally deliver no script for as little as 7 million, and I know some other writers who can do it for as little as five million.

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it's kind of amazing to live in an era where you can read something like this and actually be pretty sure which specific butthole it was

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

Butter Recalled Due to Potential Fecal Contamination—Here's What to Know: www.eatingwell.com/butter-recal...

submitted 3 days ago • 25 comments

Bring back proper games journalism.

submitted 3 days ago • 78 comments

fell for it again award

submitted 2 days ago • 483 comments

Bad AAPL

submitted 3 days ago • 196 comments

Me trying to explain fascism to students: "A lot has to do with fear of supposedly stable gendered boundaries blurring, and how that maps onto racial and national hierarchies. But can I really say transphobia is the lodestone to fascism?" Aleksandr Dugin: "Ukrainians are collective transgenders."

submitted 2 days ago • 50 comments

The CDC's cruise ship inspectors have been laid off, as well as agency's head epidemiologist for investigating cruise ship outbreaks That baffled health officials since this program is paid for by cruise ship fees, not taxpayer dollars www.cbsnews.com/news/cdc-cru...

submitted 2 days ago • 484 comments

I drew that beautiful fat robot woman of @Bonnibelchu (on twitter) with the computer head.

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

Imagine trying to deport someone for their "expected beliefs"

submitted 2 days ago • 89 comments

it's not looking good folks

submitted 2 days ago • 38 comments

I’m not making this up. As of June 1, you as an individual in the US receiving a package from China will be paying a $50 duty fee per package regardless of value, or 30% of the item’s value, whichever is greater. That $3 lip gloss or $5 computer part? It’s a $53 lip gloss or $55 part now Source:

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to this day this is still the funniest image ive ever seen on the internet

submitted 3 days ago • 26 comments

The hard truth is that there are some products you just can't make in America. These must be imported from elsewhere. Like chocolates, for example. American workers will always become overwhelmed by the speed of the conveyor belt. They'll end up shoving the sweets into their mouths and blouses

submitted 3 days ago • 154 comments

1. Major victory in Montana. 17 Republicans crossed party lines after a strong speech from Representative Howell to defeat a bill that would have charged parents, even those passing through the state, with felony child endangerment for their trans youth. Subscribe to support my journalism.

submitted 4 days ago • 57 comments

penish dot org

submitted 9 days ago • 5 comments

The world’s richest people added $304 billion to their combined net worth, the largest one-day gain in the history of the Bloomberg Billionaires Index, after Trump pledged to pause tariffs for some countries

submitted 3 days ago • 117 comments

HEY. Psst. Over here. Listen close. I wanna share a random thought with you. You know those two nice-lookin' mutant kids, Rogue and Gambit? I think they're doing it. Now, I don't like to gossip. But I think they're hooking up.

submitted 3 days ago • 86 comments

What a summary of the anti-trans movement: March 23rd: female fencer competes in mixed-gender event, beating several male competitors, finishing 8th March 30th: same fencer films herself telling trans competitor “I am refusing to fence you, because I am a woman and you are a man,” collects $5000

submitted 3 days ago • 115 comments

2025 will finally be my girl chikorita's year More crossbreeds coming soon!

submitted 4 days ago • 157 comments

Ex-Biden State Department official says even the Israeli military expected the US to only let them bomb Gaza for weeks, rather than unconditionally for a year and a half:

submitted 3 days ago • 72 comments

Alright, I think people knew of the tariff pause and traded it beforehand. You can see before Trump posted "buy" on Truth Social, traders opened $QQQ $TQQQ and $SPY calls RIGHT BEFORE THE NEWS, someone opened $SPY 509 calls, expiring TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Those calls are up 2100% in one hour.

submitted 3 days ago • 258 comments