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Trevor Henderson should do more Pokémon designs. That's Pokémon inspired by his memes, not the other way around. The Internet's already done to death the meme of cute things rendered as eldritch hellbeasts. This would be Ken Sugimori art with Trevor Henderson influences.

Lyrics to the theme from the original Star Trek: Aaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaah Aaaa-aaa-aaa-aaa-aaaaaaah Aaaaa-aaaaa-aaaaaaaah Aaaa-aaa-aa-aa-aaa-aaaaah Aaaaa-aaaaaaa Aaaaa-aaa-aaah Aaa-aah Aaa-aah Aaaaaah aaaaaaah aaaaaaaah Aaaa-aaa-aaa-aaa-aaaaaaaah #StarTrek

If a spaceman on the moon farts hard enough, will he get launched into space to his death?

Mars Mission Astronaut Keeps Referring to Everything with "Space" Prefix

Why do they call it Final Fantasy IV when there are five of them? #FinalFantasy #TurningRed

#KingOfTheHill jumped the shark when Hank Hill turned out to not be a homophobe. It was clearly such a break from a character whose entire being is about how everyone needs to fit into his pitifully narrow worldview. And then to have him just be "okay" with homosexuality just doesn't fit at all.

There needs to be a Dragon Quest game where you play as a cute dragon going on a quest.

I still can't believe Dean Cain turned out to be a fucking pod person who exhibits every trait that contradicts what Superman stands for. Almost as big a betrayal as Bill Cosby.

Twotopia. #Zootopia

#Zootopia 2 looks like the plot to that Simpsons episode with the blue snake. The Simpsoys go to France and Homar Sipsmop can only afford to do so if he smuggles a blue snake into Frenchland and he goes because Mrage Sempsnot is sad because she doesn't have any wine to drink or something. And then

I said the same exact thing after watching #Zootopia 1 in the theaters: Regardless of species, reptiles are not allowed in Zootopia.

#XenobladeChronicles #Xenoblade #XenobladeChronicles2

I don't know what the context of this was, but it probably wasn't funny in the slightest. #unfunny #SonicTheHedgehog #AIDS I know I'm not laughing.

#Skyrim

Back when people were playing Tears of the Kingdom, I drew this. #LegendOfZelda Anybody else find it incredibly off-putting that the Zonai don't have hooves and instead have these human feet on very short legs?

Cuthbert the Teapot Robot I doodled during one of @akagivv.bsky.social 's streams. He has a pot-belly stove for a torso and a rooster-themed tea kettle for a head.

Extremely immature and crude MS Paint zoom-in of one of those kitschy "analog" horrors. That crunchy ghost guy or whatever his name was who started screaming that his fans were furries probably approves of the "ur mom gay" message in the center of its mouth.

An old Paw Patrol picture I drew in MS Paint that I probably already posted but honestly as soon as I post something to one of these sites I instantly forget about it. #PawPatrol I think this image stemmed from a discussion with a child fan of the show on how long Mayor Humdinger should be in jail.

When reading *Jane Eyre* to people, I challenged them to draw pictures of their favorite scenes from the book. They didn't do that, so I did it instead. #JaneEyre I forgot to do one about the dying children.

Letting your thinking be done by an unthinking machine seems analogous to Stephen King using mind-altering chemicals for his writing. #writing #StephenKing #AI #drugs

Where the hell did the girl behind him go?

#BraveYoshihiko #Equus

I mean, who else would be into this pop idol crap but the gays? #BraveYoshihiko #Japan #homophobia

#BraveYoshihiko

What is it with the women in #BraveYoshihiko? So much of the time they're getting called flat-chested, or whining about not having make-up on, or being debased for a lack of cooking prowess, or lack of femininity. It's distracting to know it was filmed before film was invented.

Yes, heterosexuality is normal. Sexual procreation is normal. Raising a child is normal. So is being gay, lesbian, or bisexual. Love is love. Context of images: The protagonists are being brainwashed by hair-racists into hetero-normative cultural relativism.

Actually, I guess it's more of a "ginger", especially next to Guy Fieri here. But human beings do demonstrate genetic differentiation. #BraveYoshihiko

Imagine being racist against blond people. #BraveYoshihiko

Well, you see, sir, it's called "blond", and a significant portion of the human race has it. Or are you saying you're not a member of the human race? Because eugenics and cultural relativism are fascism. #BraveYoshihiko

#BraveYoshihiko

In the English fan translation of Dragon Quest I & II for the SNES, I distinctly recall one of the bunny girls in Dragon Quest II calling you a homosexual if you refuse her offer to be massaged by her breasts. I'm wondering if that's what it said in the original Japanese.

Meanwhile, in season 2, episode 3 of "The Brave Yoshihiko", we're treated to the stone age of LGBT sensitivity.

Animals at the Zoo Can Tell When Humans are Sleeping Together

♪ Oompa Loompa Doompity Doo I've got a tale of caution for you. Oompa Loompa Doompity Dee If you're patient, you'll listen to me. ♪ ♪ Dear Loompaland is both luscious and green, But we're at war with the merchant marine. They ravaged our homes and stole our women, ‪