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old Soviet joke for our times: Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to. Guy says: “looking for an obituary.” Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.” Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

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🫵 Negative rizz, no sauce, no motion, no kitchen appliances, not even an enemy of the state, League of Legends player

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shrek 5 real

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Cabeese

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The bills keep piling up. Things are starting to get scarily uncertain. I've been working my current commissions, job hunting and trying to get a better position at my current job but nothing is panning out. If you have anything you can spare, please consider donating.

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Paramecium

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The grasshoppers don't care. They just hop about and jump in the pool. They just want a good time. Because of woke.

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I take back everything I ever said about Zuckerberg seeming like an alien pretending to be human

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Update

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the urge to get back into minecraft vs the loneliness of having nobody else who's into it

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🫡

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Mud Shark City Limits

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I've been through the desert to the Gulf With No Name

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Gulf of Love Beach

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Crypto guy in 2014: Crypto will revolutionize finance and change how we interact with money Crypto in 2025:

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elons mom should have learned how to swallow instead

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Mao

submitted 26 days ago • 5 comments

a couple of days ago i heard a young teen say to his mom “i need to use the skibidi” and i can’t stop thinking about that

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Minecraft Albania

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Shanghai Margaritaville

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Perry (short for Paramecium)

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Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal theonion.com/think-t...

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Wouldn't be the worst thing to happen this year

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Oh I forgot to mention that it was Music for People Who Hate Music's third birthday the other day. 2/2/22. Sorry for being a bit late on it honsieurmerr.bandcamp.com/album/music-...

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Nobody talks about the Funky Clam

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sorry, i only fly on planes that include wokeness and DEI

submitted 30 days ago • 41 comments

I'm under under the heat lamp, swallowing bugs whole, elbows at 90° angles, tongue flicking, eyes moving independently of each other, twitching like a Rankin-Bass stop motion figure. We're lizardmaxxing, fuckboi

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Wobblemeat Jones

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transformer who turns into a cybertruck and gets killed off in the first 10 minutes

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I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike

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Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over! Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂

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There's a bigger conversation here about how capitalism has turned people into soulless vessels who morph human suffering into a commodity but the real point I'm trying to make here is if you created these thumbnails and videos you should have your head blown smoove off

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(elon unveiling his new martian flag design) well as you uh can, you know, see. there's red which of course uh is the mars color. duh ha ha. and then here a white circle, and this is um representing the bright future for the ahh, human race. and then uh you have so, this is a hindu symbol,

submitted 42 days ago • 43 comments

he’s just awkward

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