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zibtara.bsky.social
Lived in Omaha, Chicago, NYC, Vegas, Graz (Austria), and now Austin. She/her.
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Our side of this negotiation is asking for 2% of the profits we help generate. Their side says fuck you, sleep on the street. (And that’s their PR strategy!) https://deadline.com/2023/07/writers-strike-hollywood-studios-deal-fight-wga-actors-1235434335/

My little dog has been staying in her room (a small kennel w/her bed and blanket) for 4 days now. She’s eating, but when we take her out she’s shaking. She goes outside when we take her (except day 1-pooped in her room), but won’t come out. She’s 16. Please send love.

Lawyer : Argues before SCOTUS Clarence Thomas, holding up ipad :

i wish this site had more ads. i have no idea what to buy. today i went to target’s website and bought a picture frame and 400 mouse pads. i just panicked, i don’t know what else to say

Update to 1.38 and turn this on! This is a fantastic feature. I always feel so bad when I forget to add alt text.

clockwork

Everyone! Feel free to poach my friends. They are solid. ✌️

Pay attention to releases, folks, this is a feature in the app now. You can opt into requiring alt text for images you post.

The Grink is here!

One time, my husband took these great pics of his dog in a wildflower field. They were so great, I insisted he bring me and my dog there to take similar photos, so we could frame the photos in the living room. Please look at the photos. It still cracks me up. Should I frame them?

One time, my husband took these great pics of his dog in a wildflower field. They were so great, I insisted he bring me and my dog there to take similar photos, so we could frame the photos in the living room. Please look at the photos. It still cracks me up. Should I frame them?

I just saw Kim Kardashian’s commercial for her Skims underwear and I feel like it convinced me of the opposite. When she stretches it and lets go, it makes lines. I don’t have her body; I don’t want those lines!

Gm this is what it feels like to be on blue sky

It’s gotta be an act, right? Like no one is truly this cringe, ignorant, unfunny, immature, and confident all at the same time. It’s just not possible. 🤦🏼‍♀️

I’m really enjoying this app. It has that, as the French say, “Bienvenido a Miami” and that’s special.

I feel like this is the vibe at the start of every season of The Walking Dead and it never works out, but I’m an optimist. It’s so nice here right now. Can we try to keep it?

I’m really enjoying this app. It has that, as the French say, “Bienvenido a Miami” and that’s special.

Re-charound

Chef’s kiss

This describes my high school experience, perfectly.

Everyone open your notes app and start drafting your skeets. I want this to be a carpet bombing. Plan accordingly.

This is the only hand AI used as a reference.

Found out it’s $3000 to get laser eye surgery and $300 to get laser hair removal so I’m just gonna get the hair removal on my eyebrows and scootch up a bit when they start.