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🔞MDNI🔞 1994 - she/her (but you may refer to me as "my lord") Woman liker, top wannabe, girl failure pfp is Dani Divine Pls don't ask about the 12th of June, 1678. I just can't... It wasn't my finest moment. Trans goblin mech smut is my Bibel
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*me, kissing your forehead for an unusually long time* You: h-hey, what's with the long forehead kiss? me: huh? Nah, I'm sucking your brains out You: oh. I-is that so? me: yeah. And I fear at this rate I'm going to starve to death 😔🥺

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A cringe first draft is better than no first draft. A cringe first draft is better than no first draft. A cringe first draft is better than no first draft. A cringe first draft is better than no first draft. This is a lesson my stoopid brain has yet to understand. Pain of cringe > not doing it

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I just wanna write a books 🥺 Stupid brain, why won't you let me write a books 😭

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youd think more people would be having sex in the kitchen. yk with how many knives we got in there

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

Boys who mysteriously begin to lactate. Just... makes you think, innit.

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

Reposting this little cheat code for #yuriday

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

Z's footsies :3

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

Doll-Witch

submitted 2 days ago • 24 comments

Happy yuri day to all those who celebrate

submitted 3 days ago • 9 comments

Lena GvS forehead kiss. inspired by her being oh so tiny

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submitted 180 days ago • 8 comments

I've just been made aware of this mod; the creators really went the extra mile for it. No simple gender/model swap; they re-recorded 1700 lines of spoken dialogue, added new NPCs and tweaked others, and made sure pronoun swaps were included across all text. Amazing.

submitted 4 days ago • 23 comments

what if realda... but gourd?

submitted 7 days ago • 28 comments

Ok, that's it! *detoxifies your yuri*

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

🎵 Owner of a yuri heart Owner of a yuri heart (Much better than a) Owner of a broken heart Owner of a yuri heart 🎵

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Character limits have no power over me. Anyway.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I know I should get back to work but look at this dang lil guy. (I attached his hat so it won’t fall off now.)

submitted 12 days ago • 17 comments

Ok, that's it! *detoxifies your yuri*

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submitted 14 days ago • 23 comments

Wedding ring, collar or sword

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Assigned Sisters At Transition

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I just ran into a bunch of art about girls putting makeup on each other totally by accident. I mean, it's not like I were looking for them or anything. Anyway. This stuff feels like what "sex 2.0" would be. 100x more intimate but also 100x less sexual. Does that make sense? Am I just going nuts here

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I just ran into a bunch of art about girls putting makeup on each other totally by accident. I mean, it's not like I were looking for them or anything. Anyway. This stuff feels like what "sex 2.0" would be. 100x more intimate but also 100x less sexual. Does that make sense? Am I just going nuts here

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Assigned Sisters At Transition

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Should puppygirls have a knot or get the knot? 🤔

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Pornstar mom X gooner daughter

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Pornstar mom X gooner daughter

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Character limits have no power over me. Anyway.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

been a while since I've drawn the goth cow, Eve

submitted 17 days ago • 3 comments

Dirty sweaty adventurer girl X her slime girl companion who is more and more experienced in getting rid of dirt and sweat and stuff

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

honestly it's always fun to put a B&W layer on my pieces and see how they can look realistic to an extent, heh

submitted 17 days ago • 24 comments