zitatron-9000.bsky.social
🔞MDNI🔞
1994 - she/her (but you may refer to me as "my lord")
Woman liker, top wannabe, girl failure
pfp is Dani Divine
Pls don't ask about the 12th of June, 1678. I just can't... It wasn't my finest moment.
Trans goblin mech smut is my Bibel
311 posts
95 followers
443 following
Prolific Poster
Conversation Starter
comment in response to
post
Did you really just use an image of an underage character for this?
comment in response to
post
Ok but what size? A cup? B cup?
Huhehuheuehue
comment in response to
post
Oh my! That's a great many numbers of feet for one person. Bet she is very popular amongst the feet loving folk.
comment in response to
post
worth it
comment in response to
post
What if I want my brainworms even more raveled?
comment in response to
post
*puts a big mug of hot cocoa with marshmallows, some snacks and a clicky-clacky shiny fidget toy at the entrance of the blanket fort*
comment in response to
post
I was thinking you could still send a post-crack guild member if you want the monster to be dealt with, but the problem is the adventurer might just remember how much her life improved and out of sheer gratefulness she might just spare the creature or maybe even join it.
comment in response to
post
Honestly? Maybe it would be best if everyone's genitals would be confiscated. Then it's returned only for good behaviour, after a while. In some cases you get to pick. It would be fine since there'd be a lot of extras since some just don't want it and others don't deserve it.
comment in response to
post
I uh... I feel compelled to uh... just... just a little
comment in response to
post
I pick up a stick, wave it around a little then throw it really far 👀
comment in response to
post
Now hold on a sec. Are you telling me I get a clussy for free *and* I also become a clown girl (i assume that's what "sucks u silly" is referring to)? Well, sign me the hyuk up, buttercup. *Aggressively vocalises that circus song*
comment in response to
post
I know there are people who are not into clown girls so I'm willing to make the sacrifice and offer myself to any and all clown girls who are still hunt- i mean looking for a vict- I mean partner. I know, I know this is an exceptionally brave move but it's a small price for the greater good.
comment in response to
post
comment in response to
post
Naturally, it's the captain of the ship. Someone's gotta keep up the morale and there's literally nobody else who can be trusted with it. The fact that the captain happens to be a short, green figure is completely coincidental.
comment in response to
post
Counter spell and I attack with 10d"kiss-on-the-face-and-forehead" psychic damage.
What? There's no such dice? ... So?
comment in response to
post
Hand holding? 👀
comment in response to
post
Well, I'd say she is more of a gilf but yeah, 100%
comment in response to
post
Oh my, she is so pretty 😍
I need to sit down for a moment 😵💫