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Cory Booker has been speaking so long that it feels almost half as long as Trump speech.

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I will believe a SpaceX flight is going to succeed when Elon Musk is on it and never before then.

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Fortunately, no significant conflict has ever come about as a result of Poland’s allies abandoning or undermining them.

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Derek Brown putting on the official Utah AG uniform already.

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GOP currently debating which kids are “sponge-worthy” is terrifyingly in character.

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At this point, surely it's been long enough since Alpha-Bits were around for Lucky Charms just to yoink that idea and shape the cereal bits like letters, right?

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Remember what absolutely pathetic and gullible morons we all were when we thought tech companies had good politics and would be anything other than the primary villains of the 21st Century?

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In fairness, I believe this would be a great and appropriate sentence for someone convicted of committing certain business record falsification felonies to conceal election law violations.

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I discovered Yglesias when I read his book “The Rent is Too Damn High” (which was a pretty good pro-density case for YIMBY housing policy) before I was even on Twitter. What a letdown he’s been on social media. Some people REALLY need an editor.

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Did not have “LLMs attempt to unionize” on my 2025 bingo card, but I’ll take it.

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I don’t think Denmark has the firepower to defeat the United States in an all-out military conflict. But I bet they could take out Mar-a-Lago and that feels like enough.

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I realize that this is, ultimately, small potatoes in our AI hellscape of a world: I *HATE* this new trend where news outlets keep presenting AI-altered or photoshopped versions of player wearing a team jersey they've never worn. Seeing it in all the Juan Soto posts and yuck.

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The way you can know corporations aren’t people is the CEO can get murdered, but no force on heaven or earth can immediately remove this company from the earth.

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Internet in 2004: Here’s a bunch of useful stuff. Internet in 2014: We have buried all the useful stuff under people trying to sell you stuff. Internet in 2024: Here’s a plagiarism machine’s summary of all the stuff people are trying to sell you. That will be $50/month, please.

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i agree with much of this thread, but if a lack of empathy was what swung voters i think the party that made lacking empathy their central political tenet might have lost

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I’m not saying every Utah driver with the American flag “In God we Trust” license plate is a bad driver. But all the worst drivers in the state have that plate.

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I am still baffled at that intentional grounding call against Utah in the last series. QB obviously just thought the WR was cutting the other direction. It shouldn’t be against the rules to not be very good at quarterback.

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Really sad for Utah basketball, but I think this is going to be a homerun of a hire for the Sparks. Wish nothing but the best for Lynne Roberts.

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Dallas Cowboys: first team with an entirely AI coaching staff.

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Can’t wait to read more about the nuanced arguments about how the first amendment “freedom of association” doesn’t include the creation of any dues-paying organization for workers, but definitely extends to businesses colluding in lawsuits to end government agencies they dislike.

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I have great news for you, Utah fans: When Kyle announces his retirement after this season, we’ve already named our next head coach. It’s the guy whose defense gave up 49 points today.

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Absolutely insane that Utah isn’t behind Colorado by like four touchdowns right now.

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Think I’d rather have the brain worm take the job, tbh.

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