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zoeew.bsky.social
Writer, reviewer, and editor. Originally from Texas, but have lived in Italy for quite a while now. Avid gamer trying to get back into TTRPGs through Roll20. Always eager to meet new folks no matter who or where you are.
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I made a silent puppet film about Godzilla vs. Paul Bunyan. (thank you to @iamchubbybunny.bsky.social for Japanese translations and @okaywolf.ink for clanky piano!!)

We watched Ash tonight. The acting was good, and the special effects and monster design were top notch. But when they finally got around to explaining what was happening, the answer to "why?" was painfully dumb. I give it half a thumbs up and half a meh.

Me, singing: I'm all out of ducks I'm so ducked without you This spell checker is starting to miss me off

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

We finished Picard season 3, and I would like to report a crime. Michael Dorn should be arrested for stealing every scene he appeared in. Only Frakes can manage to compete with him, and even then, he's on the back foot. 5 of 5 stars. Bring on Seven's show, now, please.

Oh, hey, will you look at this. youtu.be/fnvke44Rps4

I've been quiet for some time now, and there's a reason for that, as explained here - zoewhitten.com/so-funny-sto...

It's here. The pre-order for my latest novella set in the SEA OF RUST universe, ALL THE ASH WE LEAVE BEHIND, is live! Get your limited edition hardcover here! subterraneanpress.com/cargill-ataw...

NEW REVIEW: Mornning folks! This week sees the release of the fifth instalment of the Witches of Woodville series called The Corn Bride by @markstay.bsky.social . Could this be the end for our witches? Nail biting stuff ensues. Review over at www.fantasybooknerd.com/2025/03/book...

😚 💖 #muppets

"The U.S. Department of State is threatening trans people’s ability to obtain accurate passports—creating dangerous barriers for travel, identification, and basic rights. We need your voice to stop these harmful changes!" - transequality.org/news/freedom...? - This is a small ask

Tiny Dangerous Dungeons Remake is now out on Steam and mobile! Check out the release trailer! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tkt8... Get it on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/3179810/... App Store: apps.apple.com/us/app/tiny-... Google Play: play.google.com/store/apps/d... #indiegame #pixelart #ドット絵

We're celebrating the 500th anniversary of the battle of Pavia, so a local shop made up a whole menu of period appropriate food and hire a "Jester" to recite the notable highlights of the battle. One of the organizers at with us and noticed that I like the polpette di pane.

After weeks of rain, fog, and freezing cold, today the sun came out. So first I took a bunch of glass out to the "bell" on my bike, and then I rode to the store. No jacket, no scarf or gloves. It was glorious. (=^_^)=

I could use some help spreading the word. My new little book is about two sisters who hunt down killers and collect body parts while complicating their lives with volatile magics, bizarre visions, and a mysterious mouth in the wall. Think Junji Ito meets Little Women. ghoulish.rip/product/fami...

I don't want to jinx anything, but Kitten Whitten's heat seems to be done, and today is the first where I haven't coughed more than a couple times to clear a dry throat. Peace, may be finally returning to the house.

Poor Kitten Whitten has meowed so loud, she's busted her vocal cords. Today she sounds like a three pack a day smoker. =^/

Despite being a few months too young, Kitten Whitten is having her first heat. She was already very loud and vocal, but this has unlocked a hidden volume boost feature. It's...impressive.

Hoping @charliejane.bsky.social and @annaleen.bsky.social will get a chance to see this. Crossing fingers for an American release. www.autostraddle.com/lesbian-spac...

It's been a while since I've done a lower key ramble, so here's a new post, Solitaire doesn't need mobile mechanics - zoewhitten.com/solitaire-do...

'Safety first' when sacking Rome.

Set for release later this month.

New tinyview exclusive, “Dr bee”. Look at it! tinyview.com/the-other-en...