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Me: what if I just deleted my website. Who even cares anymore.

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That moment when I heard Poe’s voice in the Alan Wake 2 bonus content and burst into tears when I realized who it was

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Shows I fall asleep to: Hell’s Kitchen, Catfish, Brooklyn 99, SVU, Border Security, See No Evil

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Cyndaquil! 💛❤️ [ #cuteart #traditionalart #pokemon ]

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My life right now is working on a Sunday and then crying over the bathroom sink while I watch a man assemble lasagna

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The struggle between not wanting anything and also wanting every single cute Pokemon plush

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Today I learned that to make tea from the dirt under someone’s fingernail and then drink it means to take a page from their playbook. But I think I’d prefer the latter to the former.

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Take a drink every time someone posts to the ff7 subreddit asking who everyone thinks the REAL villain is. It’s Hojo. It’s always Hojo. On every single post.

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The internet apparently discovered Imgoen Heap and it is bad for me because Headlock is firmly associated with a major transitional period and every time I hear it, I am forcibly brought back to that exact time, feelings and all.

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TL: Even if you were to cleverly explain something so that even an idiot would understand, an idiot doesn't listen to explanations in the first place.

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So I guess it’s happening. I went out earlier to get more cosmic crisp apples and toilet paper. Can I stop living in interesting times?

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Shiny haul from the Unova Pokemon Go day 1

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Whoever decided we should only get two minutes to catch a rare pokemon with a ridiculously long catch screen should be drawn and quartered

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Things I will never understand: the sun making people happy. Sometimes I think I actually am a vampire because that’s my reaction when the sun hits me in any way.

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Happy Pokemon Day!!!!🍃🔥🌊 [ #pokemon #pokemonday ]

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I took this picture because I want this shirt but then I realized the subtitles say “I went to Canada” when that is absolutely not what the shirt says

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I went from getting Chinese spam calls to Indian ones. I can’t understand either language rendering them ineffective.

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Boo

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This was pretty funny

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My anxiety level dictates how many lights I need to have on when I go to sleep. So that’s great for me since I also sleep better with zero lights but absolutely can’t handle that alone.

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Time to play the game called what the heck is the English title of this movie? (心と体 was apparently Appendage. I mean, obviously)

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Brilliant protest. Yosemite National Park workers hung an upside-down American flag — traditionally a symbol of distress or a national threat — thousands of feet off the ground on the side of El Capitan.

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Thought of the night: no one knows who is Hunter S Thompson is. The pioneer of gonzo journalism. Do people even remember Fear and Loathing? Anyway, over and out.

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The new thing seems to be for “influencers” to say “this recipe only takes five minutes” when it in fact takes far longer than five minutes.

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The more stressed out I am, the higher the chance I’ll randomly burst into song without fully realizing it.

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When I was a kid, I learned through Asterisk the Gaul that British food is terrible. And now, a thousand years later, everyone else is apparently learning the same thing thanks to Keith Lee.

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After that plane literally flipped upside down after smashing into the runway and 100% of people survived, I hope every person who ever said “what’s even the point of seatbelts on a plane” feels like a real doof.

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I was today years old when I realized Tails’ name is supposed to be “miles per hour” (Miles Prower)

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The grocery store marked Canadian products with maple leafs to make it easier to know what’s Canadian.

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I always thought Cactuar was pronounced kak-taar. Was I wrong this whole time?

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