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40/He/Him. No gods required. Humanist. Secular/Agnostic Witch. Animist. Horror Nerd 🤓💀. 🎧. Food. 🍻 .🐶🐱. Succulents. Beards/Scruff. Tattoos. Taken. 👬🏳️‍🌈 #WeCoWitchSky #HexPositive #ThisWitchHexesFascists #VaccinesSaveLives #TransLivesMatter
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Was asked if I could attend a spokesperson training next week. I mean, that’s my nightmare. But if you need someone to go… 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️😭 I did this. I girl-bossed too hard.

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This baby! 😻

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Was not expecting a promotion towards leadership at work… But here we are. 🥲

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Keeping Gizmo occupied with pets as his dad cleans his carrier. 😂 This is not going to be pleasant. “TELL YOUR CAT I SAID PSPSPS!” #CatsOfBlueSky #StapleRemoval

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Happy Caturday! From Midnight, the cat. #Caturday #CatSky #CatsOfBlueSky #SmolKween #ChickenNugget

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Goals for when I’m 42. 😍

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🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

Repost with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)

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Partner sent me this today… Midnight, the huntress. 😛 #CatsOfBlueSky #Tortie

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My new emotional support cowboy pickle (with a butt 😛), and pickle moon phase sticker! We were at the Sacramento farmers market this morning. 🥰 #California #Sacramento

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Fried banana and ube ice cream. 🤤

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Things are coming together. 🥰 #SantaMuerte #HolyDeath #FolkSaint

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Choosing what’s best for your well-being isn’t selfish—it’s sacred. A #Witch doesn’t set themselves on fire to keep others warm. Boundaries are a spell too. Cast them clearly, hold them fiercely. #witchmadness #gaywitch #pagansky

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

Madagascan Sunset Moth and Ghost Cicada. 🖤🥰🥰🥰 Absolutely stunning! The picture doesn’t do them justice. Can’t wait to hang them! Things that make my weird heart happy. ☺️

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I won’t tell people at work that I’m a witch. But, there will be signs… 😛 Also, I’m alive. Just been taking a break from the socials. #Witch #WitchSky

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Listening to some Chelsea Wolfe this morning! 😍🥰🖤🖤🖤 Really enjoyed her interview on The Circle Is Podcast with Mat Auryn and Rachel True. youtube.com/watch?v=u1t0...

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Diggin’ the new Banks album!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 youtube.com/watch?v=qKrB...

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Don’t forget: When this is all said and done, we’re seizing Elon’s wealth and nationalizing his companies ahead of his tribunal.

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#witchsky #pagansky

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Working with Saturn’s influence to do some pestlework and restock. 🥰 #WitchSky #WeCoWitchSky

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I’m still here! Been focusing on self-care in these strange times. This includes: exercising, reading/studying, journaling, meditation, “light” daily practice, & being intentional with my words & thoughts towards myself & others. What are your self-care tips &/or routines? #Witchcraft #SelfCare

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Wow!! 😍🖤 youtube.com/watch?v=WlnW...

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Watching the original 1981 version of, “My Bloody Valentine,” on #Shudder. Que romantico. 🥰❤️⛏️

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Had a dream that ended up being more of a nightmare because of the anxiety it induced. I got a face tattoo, nothing huge, just a small star on my cheek bone. Anxiety began when I then started to think about what work or clients might think and I panic purchased lots of concealer. Then I woke up. 😅😅😅

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We could just be reading great books, watching good movies, and eating fruit. Instead we have to survive/fight miserable power hoarders. What a waste of limited time.

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🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 He gave me roses and sunflowers, my favorite. 💘

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🖤🦇🖤🦇🖤🦇🖤🖤🖤 youtube.com/watch?v=qNJV...

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What’s everyone’s plans for the Full Moon in Leo??? 😛 I’m so ready to work with this energy! 💪🏼🦁 #WitchSky #WeCoWitchSky #SecularWitch #SecularWitchcraft #Witch #FullMoon

submitted 95 days ago • 4 comments

Review for, “The Quantum Witch,” is up on StoryGraph. I recommend this book for those brand new on their journey and would like to take a non-religious approach to witchcraft and magic. #SecularWitch #WitchSky 🧙🏻 app.thestorygraph.com/reviews/fead...

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🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 protect protestors 🕯 from harm 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 #witchsky #spell #protectionspell #3E #defenddemocracy #resist

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“And I pray Your eyes stay fixed on me I am lost in your reverie” ⛵️🖤🦇 youtube.com/watch?v=6Ivz...

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‘Stamp out paper mills’ — science sleuths on how to fight fake research By Anna Abalkina, René Aquarius, Elisabeth Bik, David Bimler, Dorothy Bishop, Jennifer Byrne, Guillaume Cabanac, Adam Day, Cyril Labbé & Nick Wise @nature.com www.nature.com/articles/d41...

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Witches…here are some details about the Weekly Chaos Ritual. I’ll post the step by step Ritual along with the Sigil on Monday. 🔮🧙🏽‍♀️🕯️🖤🔮 #WitchSky #OccultSky #NotEveryWitch #PaganSky #Witch #WitchCraftSky #WeCoWitch #WitchesUnited

submitted 99 days ago • 40 comments

“I hope you choke on every word You know you had it coming” 🖤🦇 youtube.com/watch?v=R7Hx...

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My work calendar. 😭 I just wanted it for the LOLs.

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I’ve decided to start a routine of grounding & centering in public & @ work. Eventually I’m working towards raising a shield on command, w/o skipping a beat. The only times I attempt either is when uninterrupted. I want to be able to do so, even w/distractions a plenty. #WitchSky #Goals #Practice

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