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For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong. H. L. MENCKEN

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'Tis the season! 😆

submitted 64 days ago • 45 comments

Fox closed her eyes, felt the cold on her face She smiled at the darkness, lost in winter's brace Solstice had come, the promise of more light Nature's cycle was done by end of this night She wished all souls love with the return of the sun and #SolsticeBlessings for everyone

submitted 67 days ago • 164 comments

if I had billions of dollars I would do cool things like revive Wishbone and fund a Muppet film adaptation of Murder on the Orient Express with Daniel Craig doing a silly Belgian accent

submitted 74 days ago • 299 comments

Easily the best description of him I’ve ever read.

submitted 74 days ago • 1238 comments

"The new arrangement represents one more step toward cooperation between political and economic development." -- NY Times 11/21/1938.

submitted 74 days ago • 616 comments

Please tell me who first posted this so I can properly credit, bc it made me laugh hard this morning

submitted 75 days ago • 71 comments

😏

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

One good thing about self-checkout is it never asks me what kind of party I'm having when I ring up $115 worth of cheese I’ve just bought for myself. If you must know, I'm having an “I'm an adult and nobody can tell me how much cheese I can buy for myself" party and it's gonna be totally awesome

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If someone said ‘Hey, I’ve got a portable Time Machine that will transport you to a place and time entirely new to you and yet you will feel completely connected to it - and it only costs £8.99 for a return trip’ - you’d bite their hand off to have a go. In other news: buy a book!

submitted 78 days ago • 1 comment

Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing “Highway to the manger zone.”

submitted 78 days ago • 437 comments

Beautiful artist and artistry 🥰

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

What...? I have eclectic tastes #spotifywrapped

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Guns are the leading cause of death of children and teens in the United States. I wish the establishment cared as much about their lives as they do CEOs.

submitted 78 days ago • 254 comments

A gameshow like “Is it cake?” but instead it’s called “It IS cake” and it’s just people showing me different cakes that look like regular cakes and then we eat those cakes and everybody wins and that’s the show

submitted 78 days ago • 109 comments

The worst is when you’re out of both emotional and physical spoons like wow I guess I really need to get it together

submitted 79 days ago • 17 comments

new mug

submitted 79 days ago • 92 comments

Art class should never stop being a thing. Like if right after lunch we all got to go down to the basement for an hour, throw on a smock, and make collages out of old magazines while somebody's eccentric, slightly witchy aunt tells us how great we're doing, I feel like we'd all be in a better place.

submitted 80 days ago • 55 comments

Opting for a quiet, unfussy Christmas this year. No extended family, no expensive gifts, no elaborate meals. No need to worry about whether I got the right thing for this person or that person. Just me and my dog hangin in our little home overlooking Whoville wait a sec

submitted 81 days ago • 52 comments

In the 1920s, dentist Samuel Aykroyd regularly hosted séances. Samuel’s son, Maurice, was a Bell Telephone engineer who tried to contact the dead via radio. Maurice’s son, Peter, wrote the book 'A History of Ghosts'. Peter's son is Dan Aykroyd, writer and star of Ghostbusters.

submitted 82 days ago • 47 comments

Meep meep! 😛

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Congrats to Florida! #1 in book censorship #47 in SAT scores. Way to go! #floriduh

submitted 82 days ago • 1218 comments

All we want for Christmas is a three storey secret library with a rolling ladder is that really too much to ask?

submitted 82 days ago • 7 comments

All the books I ordered last week just arrived! Can't wait to pour myself a drink, relax, be too tired to read and play around on my phone all night in their presence!

submitted 82 days ago • 62 comments

JOSEPH: got any rooms INNKEEPER: no JOSEPH: i want to see your manager INNKEEPER: okay but i think it’s pronounced “manger”

submitted 84 days ago • 97 comments

Crazy how I was constantly bombarded with heterosexual propaganda since birth and somehow didn't turn out straight

submitted 86 days ago • 66 comments

mantis shrimp mantis shrimp not a mantis or a shrimp is he strong? rocket punch eats a crab for his lunch look out! here comes the mantis shrimp

submitted 87 days ago • 219 comments

Just a reminder that if you’re going to argue politics during Thanksgiving, you might as well get it going as early as possible, that way if somebody gets mad and storms out you can totally have their deviled eggs, follow me for more holiday tips

submitted 92 days ago • 12 comments