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submitted 7 hours ago β€’ 44 comments

I can't believe any Democrat would THINK of allying with Elon Musk. I won't take money from the guy who does a Hitler salute. It's really that simple.

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when i am king, i am forcing people who talk on speakerphone on the bus into mandatory reeducation camps

submitted 1 day ago β€’ 23 comments

Interview with Harvard's 2025 valedictorian, a Chinese national, while two American men fight over nothing in the background

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This is what Trump and his ICE henchmen celebrate: Detaining Marcelo Gomes Da Silva β€” a high school junior from Milford, MA β€” on his way to volleyball and putting him in solitary confinement. Sickening. I'm grateful that he was released. This never should've happened.

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Oh, I don’t even fear that’s possible! πŸ˜…

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β€˜Don’t want any smoke on her’ { #art #sinners }

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My partner is sober, and he closed his eyes, smiled and slowly nodded his head when he took a sip of Guinness 0. So there’s a review for you!

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once again I must tap my own sign

submitted 1 day ago β€’ 235 comments

Bluesky right now:

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Microsoft Teams is so bad it's like the team that developed it was using Microsoft Teams

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And this is why having American aviation communications rely on Starlink was always a terrifying idea

submitted 1 day ago β€’ 207 comments

Certified Fresh. Certified Proud. I would love it if you wonderful wockaflockas helped to share this. For yo' momma's consideration and whatnot.

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hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha (breath) hahahahahahaha

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πŸ˜­πŸ’•

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Get some help, man

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This is yet another good example of why men are too emotional to be in leadership.

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Really poignant piece of street art from artist TopZ out of Seattle!

submitted 1 day ago β€’ 156 comments

it’s time to replace all doctors with ai

submitted 2 days ago β€’ 144 comments

WHY DADS, WHY?

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Oop.🫑

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The bird dance for the ages

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Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has endorsed fellow Democratic socialist Zohran Mamdani as her first choice for New York City mayor.

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Both Breonna Taylor and Tyre Nichols were born on this day 32 years ago. Both should be surrounded by family and friends to celebrate their birthdays today.

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The Grammar Police siren goes WHOM.

submitted 2 days ago β€’ 14 comments

Yea, been hoping for this endorsement!

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This might be the absolute greatest reply we have ever received. Thank you, Cookie Monster πŸ“•πŸͺπŸ’™

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