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submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Xiaomi SU7 Ultra, Elon mad rn

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Bankrupting Elon Musk will make America great again

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

I heard In Las Vegas, they're eating the Teslas

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Most people probably don't mind being at work. It's waking up to go there that sucks.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

The Powerpuff girls get their power from Chemical X, as in the X Chromosome. Their power is girl power.

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

If we normalized sign language, we'd never have that awkward moment where the waiter comes and your mouth is full.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

A naked bisexual polar bear with bipolar disorder, is a bare bipolar bi polar bear.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious like wtf was that

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Someone in London hates Elon Musk more than I do & they have an advertising budget. I think I’m in love.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Baby boomers: I would die for my country. Millennials: I would die for my cat. Gen Z: I would die.

submitted 36 days ago • 11 comments

It's amazing how people will spend an extra five minutes circling or waiting for a parking space in order to avoid an extra 30 seconds of walking.

submitted 36 days ago • 10 comments

You've probably been in a public restroom with trans people and never even knew.

submitted 37 days ago • 5 comments

Libraries could actually be profitable if they simply sold coffee

submitted 130 days ago • 13 comments

You know how your body temperature increases to destroy viruses? Maybe the earth is trying to do the same thing.

submitted 131 days ago • 14 comments

The lack of pockets on women’s pants is part of a conspiracy to sell more purses and hand bags.

submitted 131 days ago • 4 comments

Men think they want a lot of sex until they meet a women that wants a lot of sex.

submitted 131 days ago • 7 comments

Humans are 75 percent water. Basically, we are cucumbers with anxiety

submitted 131 days ago • 5 comments

Yeah I'm into BDSM (bad decisions and spending money)

submitted 131 days ago • 4 comments

Water is technically what a rainbow tastes like.

submitted 131 days ago • 5 comments

Dogs being clever surprises us because they seem so goofy and dumb. Cats being stupid surprises us because they seem so dignified and smart.

submitted 131 days ago • 1 comment

Never laugh at your wife’s choices, you were one of them.

submitted 131 days ago • 3 comments

"Out of sight, out of mind" doesn't apply when you find a spider in your house and it disappears

submitted 131 days ago • 4 comments

It’s weird how we can transmit information from mars but some people's wifi can’t reach their bedroom.

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

Yelling at a dog to stop barking doesn’t work. The dog probably just thinks, “Awesome, now we’re both barking!”

submitted 132 days ago • 4 comments

Bisexual people who can’t get laid are bi themselves.

submitted 132 days ago • 6 comments

A human came out of a human because a human came into a human.

submitted 132 days ago • 5 comments

Whoever said “You can’t buy friends”, has probably never been to a pet store.

submitted 132 days ago • 3 comments

How do our brains remember that we forgot something but can’t remember what that thing was.

submitted 132 days ago • 3 comments

The reason most people think raising boys is easier than raising girls is that they don't raise their boys.

submitted 132 days ago • 1 comment

The fact that you procrastinate and still get shit done is the reason why you procrastinate.

submitted 132 days ago • 6 comments

One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this…” it will usually smell nice.

submitted 133 days ago • 10 comments

"You’re so quiet" I wish you were too

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

“you’ll be ok” mf when???

submitted 133 days ago • 2 comments

You don't know what your pet named you.

submitted 133 days ago • 15 comments

Non-sexual intimacy is a must too

submitted 134 days ago • 2 comments

If you’re bi and you don’t have a male or female partner, you’re on standbi.

submitted 134 days ago • 10 comments

Your hand is bisexual no matter how straight you are.

submitted 134 days ago • 3 comments

If cats had wings, they'd still just lay there.

submitted 134 days ago • 3 comments

Google Maps should have a “find the cool Christmas lights around me” option.

submitted 134 days ago • 6 comments

We should start telling kids that Santa moved to the Amazon and sends gifts in the mail now.

submitted 134 days ago • 4 comments

Therapy is paying someone $200 to ask you questions until you cry.

submitted 134 days ago • 3 comments

I don’t get mad I just disappear from ur life

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments