i'm the guy who, after seeing the protagonist kick the asses of all my gang member colleagues in the big establishing fight scene, drops my knife in terror and runs away while going "oOoOoOoughhhh". and you know what? i won't apologize
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You'll give up the thug life and get a retail job. Life is good until the day the protagonist walks into your store. Through a comedic series of events you'll end up hospitalized in a full body cast. In a final ironic twist, you'll share a hospital room with the talkative amateur ventroloquist.
I love the moment in Iron Man 3 when Tony has wiped out all the guards, and the last one just holds up his hands. "Honestly, I hate working here, they are SO weird."
I'm the guy who goes before you who - after seeing the protagonist kick the arses of all my gang member colleagues reckons I'm the only who's going to win
You just became head of the gang by default, why would you throw that all away just to get killed by John wick or whoever? It’s the only sensible thing to do.
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(Dropped with one punch)
Guuuhhhh