Can you imagine the fucking carnage and horror that would have happened if the New Orleans mass murderer was using a Tesla Cyber Truck ......
It makes me fucking shudder just thinking about it. These giant cars are known to cause far more fatal collisions with pedestrians. They shouldn't be banned!
IMC was a right winger long before elon started posting his political opinions online, and also definitely lives in malaysia. so unless elon can astral project into the body of a malaysian man...
Which don't get me wrong. Elon will do anything to make sockpuppets that praise him. But this assumes a level of competence (and also magic) that Musk isn't capable of lol
Now I’m going to be that guy and tell you ACKSHUALLY there are 185,000 gas-powered vehicle fires a year in the US. They’re so common they’re rarely reported on the news. But I bet you’ve all seen the same Tesla on fire in China 60 times.
I am well aware of that. But, most cars don't just randomly explode unless they are Pintos. And then, that was only when rear ended. No one is saying car fires don't exist.
"Yes, it's a given that the Cybertruck must explode, catch fire, and/or explode and then catch fire, but they throw less shrapnel than your average car or truck would that don't typically explode, catch fire, and/or explode and then catch fire. Be grateful. Elon, can you pay me early this week?"
It was a (Musk) Tesla Cybertruck blown up in front of a Trump hotel. It wasn't intended as a comment on the engineering of the thing, so spinning it as a positive advert is not exactly reading the room.
Seems notable the guy who says it would be wasteful and unnecessary to add LIDAR to his self-crashing cars is the same guy who made the Incelica bomb resistant.
How a whole side panel fell off is about as believable as Tesla cars crashing and going on fire while the owner of company gets government to stop recording such things.
Also if only ford’s ceo had been an epic meme poster the ford pinto would’ve had a weird sort of fanbase … and been seen as a success … if only we would’ve gotten more stupid defense of the pinto, after all what a few exploding cars in the face of memes
No, every time he posts positively about Musk he gets a quart of Musk's cum shipped to him from the artificial insemination clinic where he turkey bastes all of his baby mommas
Wow, Ian Miles Cheong — I'd almost forgotten about that fat little weasel. Still doing his podcast from a gaming chair with a lap full of Cheeto dust...?
It would actually be funny if he meant that because it was a butt-ugly Cybertruck that no one was near it (nobody wants to be seen with that thing--unless you're a card carrying douchebag) so no one got hurt.
Its not built like a tank. Its "cardboard" and ss thin plate, explosions in the bed is not to compare with an enclosed location. Why am I even commenting, its for whom? The cybertruck is a lead anchor, just wait. Not even legal in most markets of the world.
At least it was only lithium batteries and not the HTP (high-test peroxide) used in the Russian nuclear sub "Kursk"'s torpedoes, or the explosive C-Stoff & T-Stoff fuels used in the Messerschmitt-163.
Musk sees this and "does his research", then builds a car using a radically unconventional fuel...
I mean, plenty of us are driving electric cars that don’t randomly explode, because we saw Teslas and decided that we didn’t want to buy a car that changed shit just for the sake of it, when said shit might have a perfectly good reason to exist.
Translation: this car is so stupid looking and butt ugly that lives were saved because only a small number of gullible muppets and buying them. This saves lives given their tendency to randomly fucking explode.
The 2000s SUV boom spoofed by the Canyonero and the current giant truck boom are caused by the same thing: vehicles classified as trucks have lower safety and emissions standards than cars, so manufacturers can make them cheap and crappy.
The level of dickriding Cheong has done over the years is unmatched by any current living person. Adrian Dittmann didn't even gobble Elons dick this enthusiastically.
I know we're already laughing at him, but I just want to point out that you can see large, deadly shards of shrapnel flying away from the vehicle in the video. That cybertruck wasn't a tank. It was a grenade.
Honestly we’re just lucky the the New Orleans guy wasn’t using a cyber truck. Way more people struck by the car would be dead and it would have been way harder to shoot the guy if he was in a steel box
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It makes me fucking shudder just thinking about it. These giant cars are known to cause far more fatal collisions with pedestrians. They shouldn't be banned!
Meanwhile a fucking '89 Camry is laughing its ass off.
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Koch money at work.
Really?
We’re going with “we’re lucky it was a cybertruck”?
Yes , I believe
"Buy a Cybertruck. The only truck designed to obliterate its occupants while not ruining anyone else's day."
Thanks Elon.
Indestructible.
At least, from the outside.
In the sense that it's hard to believe he'd say it, absolutely not.
https://youtu.be/_scBKKHi7WQ?si=YzSXonfz1c7iUbzg
Ian "Miles away from reality" Cheong
Musk sees this and "does his research", then builds a car using a radically unconventional fuel...
He WORKS for Elon
https://topgear.fandom.com/wiki/The_Indestructible_Hilux
Where by "tank" he means "like an overpriced refrigerator with a stainless steel veneer"
Musk pays him or Musk doesn’t pay him.
He was only trying to shoot a second marty clone off of the building roof .
What was the crime ?