“Niggalistically Speaking” thread 🔥 #addtobluesky #bluesky Comment Down Below ❗️❗️❗️ - ThreadSky

humbleruthless1.bsky.social•197 days ago

#Niggalistically don’t call me if you can text it

Niggalistically speaking why do we have to keep 100 plastic grocery bags in the house when there's clearly a trash can with trash bags in the kitchen

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he-is-seth.bsky.social•197 days ago

Na na we need them in between bags

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officialmell96.bsky.social•197 days ago

Niggalistically speaking, we need a certified spades teacher cause how else we gone keep this tradition alive if no one wants to teach others

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doseofquis.bsky.social•197 days ago

Oh lord it’s a pretty simple game to learn to play though 😂😅

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officialmell96.bsky.social•197 days ago

Everyone learns differently ya know lol. What’s easy to some may not be easy to others!

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doseofquis.bsky.social•197 days ago

Ahh respect!! That is true sounds like a #Blacksky game night needs to be had. We gonna teach folk how to play spades dominoes and hell even pitty pat if that’s what folk tryna do! 😂

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officialmell96.bsky.social•197 days ago

That’s what I like to hearrr! We def need something like that lol

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doseofquis.bsky.social•197 days ago

lol well I see you in the DFW too so that’s something that can be worked out! 😂👏🏽

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cornnb.bsky.social•197 days ago

that part!! I can never remember how it goes😭

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officialmell96.bsky.social•197 days ago

Right! I get scared to play cause I learned from watching friends and I’m not 100% confident playing with some old heads yet lol but then I also wanna talk shit too😭

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joyj85.bsky.social•197 days ago

I’ll break a damn table slamming my cards down so hard!! And if i have a good hand I’m standing TF up while doing it!!!

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officialmell96.bsky.social•197 days ago

Lmao that’s me with Uno 😂😂 playing NO GAMES

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entityofsolace.bsky.social•197 days ago

Niggalistically Speaking I know it's getting cold but yo ass should not have no mf ashy ankles!!! Get you some mf body butter

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ioneeyau.bsky.social•197 days ago

Niggalistically speaking… You don’t have to add water to the soap anymore. Stop it! 😭😭

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saytasha.bsky.social•197 days ago

I need every last drop of Dawn 😂😂

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ioneeyau.bsky.social•197 days ago

Lol release yourself from the bondage sis!!!

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saytasha.bsky.social•197 days ago

I used to HATE that growing up! Why we watering down the soap just to add it to some more water! Got my own place was using soap just because at full levels! 😂

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theori.bsky.social•197 days ago

Niggalistically Speaking Richie ain’t have no choice. I ain’t never seen a Barbara I’d choose over sunshine.

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gr8valuelizzo.bsky.social•197 days ago

I use them for everything 🙌🏾

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sunnyde.bsky.social•197 days ago

Niggalistically Speaking :

If my kid called me at work about a soda he wanted to drink that was mine, I probably would’ve crashed out, cause why are you bothering me already!?

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tee4tayler.bsky.social•197 days ago

😂😂😂

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onesetoffive.me•197 days ago

Niggalistically speaking we was never supposed to microwave them cup noodles

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animalistican.bsky.social•196 days ago

Niggalistically speaking, the stove light is a nightlight. Furthermore, once it goes on, that means kitchen is closed.

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sausii.bsky.social•197 days ago

Niggalistically Speaking you better keep that light above the stove on at night so niggas can see. 😒

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mr-tipsy.bsky.social•197 days ago

Niggalistically Speaking: get you a ironing board and a iron. You know yo gram gran looking at you crazy

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current-li.bsky.social•193 days ago

Niggalistically speaking…

I think the elders officially know what we mean when we say we’re “going to the store” at every holiday function.

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doseofquis.bsky.social•197 days ago

Niggalistically speaking if you tell me the party starts at 9 I’m not showing up til 10:30 cause ain’t helping set up. 😂

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he-is-seth.bsky.social•197 days ago

Niggalistically Speaking why do we have to save the containers from the Chinese food? That grease don’t ever come out!

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mamatisdale.bsky.social•197 days ago

Niggalistically speaking…I would’ve ran in them horror movies. I can’t be the only black person in the movie and get killed

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poetrylifesblood.bsky.social•197 days ago

RAN! There is no point in me having to run cause my blk ass wouldn't even have been there. Niggalistically Speaking I would've still been home in my bed😆 🤣

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juneplum20.bsky.social•197 days ago

That's why Roger is my favorite Black character in a horror movie. He was the only sensible one.

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tee4tayler.bsky.social•197 days ago

Baby I would have been half way home while they still there talking 😂

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touchofhoney1.bsky.social•197 days ago

Niggalistically speaking sugar do not go in grits

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jaqui1920.bsky.social•197 days ago

Oh yes it does!

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lmsampson78.bsky.social•193 days ago

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josephga.bsky.social•197 days ago

Niggalistically speaking black people tacos are better

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jazzvjack.bsky.social•197 days ago

If they cant tell you who all gone be there…proceed with caution 😭😭

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bizzybazoop.bsky.social•197 days ago

Niggalistically speaking ima wear my bonnet wherever I needa wear my bonnet an ion give af who stares

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sisi2010.bsky.social•197 days ago

Niggalistically speaking Chek and Shasta soda are the only acceptable drinks at a cookout.

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grownsimba95.bsky.social•197 days ago

Niggalistically speaking, if yo granny or mama ain’t got them cooking arms, I know yo food ain’t hitting on shit

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ogzenjayg.bsky.social•197 days ago

Niggalistically speaking we used to tape all the Martin episodes #addtobluesky

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jaaylonn.bsky.social•193 days ago

“Round the corner” really means 20 minutes away

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cecethegreatest.bsky.social•196 days ago

niggalistically speaking sugar really go in spaghetti.. 🤷🏽‍♀️#dontshootthemessenger

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flossysvmi.bsky.social•197 days ago

If a group of niggas randomly start runnin … im running with them and askin questions later

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shawnjo.bsky.social•197 days ago

And this is how we ended up here

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silverpixieworx.bsky.social•197 days ago

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tee4tayler.bsky.social•197 days ago

Asking questions is wasting time 💀😂

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flossysvmi.bsky.social•197 days ago

word 😹

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mmkaeee.bsky.social•197 days ago

ask while you run

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aunttokka.bsky.social•197 days ago

Niggalistically speaking, if I say “if you like it it love it”, most likely I think you dumbasl 🤭

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ilykera.bsky.social•196 days ago

Niggalistically Speaking .. Friday After Next is better than Friday

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gojosseventheye.bsky.social•196 days ago

Niggalistically speaking if you ain't using that light, turn that shit off or I'ma turn it off for u idc if I'm at yo house 🤣

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ilovedracula.bsky.social•197 days ago

Sugar does NOT belong in spaghetti

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badapple17.bsky.social•197 days ago

Niggalistically Speaking:

If i say "I'm on my way" or "I'm half way there", ..... I'm still at home

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fuckitreggie.bsky.social•197 days ago

Niggalistically speaking Big Worm was really tryna kill Craig and Smokey over 120 dollars

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theigbobear.bsky.social•197 days ago

Lol he told them it was about the principality 😂😂

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tee4tayler.bsky.social•197 days ago

SCREAMING😂

Baby in this economy $120 is NEEDED!

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fuckitreggie.bsky.social•197 days ago

But if you think about it he probably paid the nigga’s more just to kill them over the 120😂

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tee4tayler.bsky.social•197 days ago

You know what, you not lying 💀

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bo-mccarthy.bsky.social•192 days ago

Facts 😭😅

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jaqui1920.bsky.social•197 days ago

But they were playing with his emotions, so he was protecting his peace AND his money 😂

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1deeski.bsky.social•197 days ago

If you don’t wash ya hands after the bathroom you no friend of mine

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thefinestdime.bsky.social•196 days ago

Niggalistically speaking we don’t always have to be late…

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younclesfavorite.bsky.social•197 days ago

Niggalistically speaking ginger ale or Canada Dry, saltines and a nap will fix you faster than over the counter meds

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therealnehcole.bsky.social•197 days ago

I will continue pulling up to my hospital job blasting my ratchet music if i have to listen to rock and country in the ORs

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saytasha.bsky.social•197 days ago

Listen! Rock and country all day! I've found myself turning up to yacht rock SMH 🤦🏿‍♀️

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therealnehcole.bsky.social•197 days ago

Girrlll cause sometimes I catch myself catching the beat 🤣🤣

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saytasha.bsky.social•197 days ago

SMH same! Going up to some Michael McDonald 😂😂😂 I have to balance it out with some Boosie lol

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kimbaley.bsky.social•197 days ago

I’m not gonna lie some of it slap though 😂😂

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saytasha.bsky.social•197 days ago

I'd be lying if I didn't say I have def put some on my playlist 😂

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therealardamus.bsky.social•197 days ago

Niggalistically speaking….wait time out…who can even pronounce that correctly first of all lol 😂 😂 😂

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queenmuse.bsky.social•193 days ago

“A hard head make a soft behind” #BlackSky

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queenmuse.bsky.social•193 days ago

🗣️Put a hat and a coat on that baby! 😂 #Blacksky

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badgaldamenace.bsky.social•197 days ago

niggalistically speaking….yall need to stop separating the “kids food” from the “grown folk food”. Let them babies have some crab legs !!

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gardenofkayk.bsky.social•197 days ago

Niggalistically Speaking pleaaaasssseee invest in your kitchen, and get some real Tupperware!

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gardenofkayk.bsky.social•197 days ago

Niggalistically Speaking move around with that bullshit you talkin’

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blackcellz716.bsky.social•197 days ago

"Niggalistically Speaking"... If I re-nig on sumpin I said do not bring it up cause 👇🏾

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koonyewest.bsky.social•197 days ago

Niggalisticallyy speaking soda for the adults them kids get them juices I’ll be damned a 6 year old leave a half drunken sprite out

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cecebrax75.bsky.social•197 days ago

"Niggalistically Speaking" If he ain't got more than $5 for gas, he can't get in my damn car!

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oldmanharden88.bsky.social•197 days ago

Niggalistically speaking the chow is more dangerous than the pit bull. #blksky

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tiffpeso.bsky.social•197 days ago

This is true. I didn’t know this til after my sister’s chow died. He was really sweet though

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drkassiej2b.bsky.social•197 days ago

Absolutely a fact.

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cdubbzz.bsky.social•197 days ago

Niggaslistically speaking if that microwave light is on the kitchen is CLOSED 😭

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lmsampson78.bsky.social•193 days ago

Put this shit on a shirt

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goddesssweetz.bsky.social•197 days ago

Niggalistically Speaking, I pronounce

Earn, Iron, Aaron, Urn, and Erin

EXACTLY the same way.

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nicolemonroe410.bsky.social•196 days ago

Bmore girl enters the chat 🤣🤣🙋🏾‍♀️

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goddesssweetz.bsky.social•196 days ago

Saint Louis bby!

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rxtedr.bsky.social•197 days ago

Niggalostically speaking, if i say “I’m outside” you should be outside and ready to get in the car when I pull up

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rebellechild.bsky.social•197 days ago

Niggalistically Speaking, we gon always make jokes even in the toughest of times

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sgpworld.bsky.social•197 days ago

Niggalistically speaking Waffle House don’t even hit like that 🤦🏾

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baddapple.bsky.social•197 days ago

Hey, y’all!

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aspiringcriminal.bsky.social•197 days ago

Niggalistically speaking…nothing gon happen if we split the pole

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silverpixieworx.bsky.social•197 days ago

Niggalistically speaking DISRESPECTFULLY, stop bringing your fetish (Nonblack gf/bf or SO) to dinner. That's the equivalent of bring a sex toy to the table. Not in front of the children😒♍️😒
Classic Raven to really understand wtf I'm saying.

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yungje.bsky.social•197 days ago

“Niggalistically speaking” why we all gotta know how to play spades.. it’s boring 😬😂

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jaqui1920.bsky.social•197 days ago

At first I was like "wait a minute!!" ... But I prefer dominos tbh 🙈

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sydneymashelle.bsky.social•197 days ago

Niggalistically speaking my cousin is really not my cousin but my mommas friend daughter

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lmsampson78.bsky.social•193 days ago

What’s understood don’t have to be explained

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souldiva.bsky.social•196 days ago

Spennanight bag! I'm a but bougie, but understood this with all my soul.

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bohobaddie.bsky.social•197 days ago

Niggalistically speaking…we need to clean out that drawer in the kitchen

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joyj85.bsky.social•197 days ago

Nope, might need it in 2030!!😂

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bohobaddie.bsky.social•196 days ago

Well at least wipe the leaking sauce packets awf 😂

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taraangel94.bsky.social•197 days ago

Niggalistically Speaking keeping the light over the stove on keeps bad energy away 😂🥴

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pinkgirltravels.bsky.social•197 days ago

😂😂

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imanthescorpio.bsky.social•197 days ago

i don’t eat everybody’s cooking.

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goldieelocs.bsky.social•197 days ago

Niggalistically speaking, when the function get a lil too rowdy, MY CREW LET’S GO!

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jaysavelli.bsky.social•196 days ago

Niggalistically speaking me being “round the corner” don’t mean I’m anywhere near.

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senpaihuncho.bsky.social•197 days ago

Niggalistically speaking even tho I’m younger than you I’m still ya uncle on ya sister daddy side 😂😂

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kingpettylabelle.bsky.social•196 days ago

Niggalistcally speaking, ribs and seafood are not just for adults. Give them more than a hot dog at the cookout.

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queenpettyda3rd.bsky.social•197 days ago

Niggalistically Speaking, fried fish goes with spaghetti, it is not a main dish, I repeat spaghetti is not a main dish. #addtobluesky

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sincerely-intrepid.bsky.social•197 days ago

@sincerely-intrepid.bsky.social

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acentricrugrat.bsky.social•193 days ago

“Niggalistically Speaking” I’m cracking the door and sticking my hand outside to check the temperature/weather.

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leloucharoux.bsky.social•197 days ago

Niggalistically speaking we don't need all those sauce and ketchup packets in that drawer right?

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xxxaytoven.bsky.social•197 days ago

Nigglistically Speaking… Sugar don’t go in grits. Debate ya mother.

#AddtoBluesky

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professorteej.bsky.social•196 days ago

Niggalistically speaking, if you on some dumb shit, most respectful thing you getting out of me is “if you like it I love it” or “that ain’t my ministry, but I ain’t gonna yuck your yums”

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quanticochlg.bsky.social•196 days ago

too much laugh in one thread.
Niggalistically, you killed it !

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dommytsunami.bsky.social•196 days ago

Niggalistically speaking - you smell like outside. Either stay in the house or stay outside, you ain’t gon keep running back and forth letting out my AC.

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serwaaakoto.bsky.social•197 days ago

Niggalistically speaking when you feel something is off. Something is really off

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jaqui1920.bsky.social•197 days ago

This is the one

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midwestmaverick.bsky.social•197 days ago

If you see that I’m ashy or lips cracked in public— give me some lotion and carmex expeditiously

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tee4tayler.bsky.social•197 days ago

That part! Because now my lips ashy by association 😂

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midwestmaverick.bsky.social•197 days ago

Got me talking to people while looking like Tyrone Biggums!!! 😭

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svnthcircle.bsky.social•197 days ago

Niggalistically speaking, put the eggs back in backed Mac n cheese 🗣️😤 some of y’all out here making cheese soup. WERE LOSING RECIPES

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itskingtullis.bsky.social•197 days ago

Niggalistically speaking… I don’t trust you if you don’t have a cabinet or drawer full of plastic bags and a case of bottled water on the floor somewhere

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uuhmyyuhh.bsky.social•197 days ago

Speak to everyone when you walk in a room

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bettyassme.bsky.social•197 days ago

Niggalistically Speaking Walmart bags are not trash bags
#blacksky

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amoreamyre.bsky.social•197 days ago

Lies! They are multi-purpose. Trash bags, shower caps, umbrellas, spennanight bag, etc.

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bettyassme.bsky.social•197 days ago

Not an umbrella 🤣🤣🤣

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rantingwithricardo.bsky.social•197 days ago

Blasphemy

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bettyassme.bsky.social•197 days ago

I'm ashamed of the words I have spoken

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peelong.bsky.social•197 days ago

What else am I going to but in the bin for my bathroom??

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bettyassme.bsky.social•197 days ago

Idk. I was trippin. Been chilling with the Caucasians too long.

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richcamp.bsky.social•197 days ago

I got a walmart bag full of walmart bags exclusively to be used as trashbags

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bettyassme.bsky.social•196 days ago

Lol investments

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mzdeedei.bsky.social•197 days ago

Then what the hell are they then?

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bettyassme.bsky.social•197 days ago

Bags for your groceries.🤭🤭🤭

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mzdeedei.bsky.social•197 days ago

Nerp also recycling 😂

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bettyassme.bsky.social•197 days ago

Lol right.

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iloverisss.bsky.social•197 days ago

It’s no trash bag niggalistically it’s a water cap duh.

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bettyassme.bsky.social•197 days ago

Lmao I actually like them way better than shower caps

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jerseymufasa.bsky.social•197 days ago

To you.

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bettyassme.bsky.social•197 days ago

Right. I'm wrong.

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tineone.bsky.social•197 days ago

As in me and my House we serve the black community and the grocery trash bag trend 🤭😂😂😂

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bettyassme.bsky.social•197 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

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tineone.bsky.social•197 days ago

When I’m a rich bitch it probably won’t change out of habit 😂😂😂

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albjam.bsky.social•197 days ago

Yes .. they... Are

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bettyassme.bsky.social•197 days ago

Alright

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sincerely-intrepid.bsky.social•197 days ago

On what planet?

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bettyassme.bsky.social•197 days ago

Not ours I guess lol

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tee4tayler.bsky.social•197 days ago

The hell they ain’t!😂

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asmith86.bsky.social•197 days ago

Right. The hell else they for?! 😀

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bettyassme.bsky.social•197 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

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bettyassme.bsky.social•197 days ago

LMAO right. Cause why else do we stock up. Lol

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tee4tayler.bsky.social•197 days ago

No frfr😂

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bettyassme.bsky.social•197 days ago

Lmao it's crazy we all do the same things. You store em under your sink?

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tee4tayler.bsky.social•197 days ago

I’m telling you we all grew up in the same house😂

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kimbaley.bsky.social•197 days ago

Incorrect that is what we call recycling 😂😂

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bettyassme.bsky.social•197 days ago

🤣🤣🤣 you right.

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mmkaeee.bsky.social•197 days ago

those bags are only for the bathroom trash can.

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bettyassme.bsky.social•197 days ago

I'm starting to think that's what they're made for

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samwise-ganja.bsky.social•197 days ago

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bettyassme.bsky.social•197 days ago

Totally wrong idk what I was thinking.

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captainsclub.bsky.social•197 days ago

We in here 😁

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tee4tayler.bsky.social•197 days ago

Omm! Repost and share with others pls, these responses cracking me up 😂

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tee4tayler.bsky.social•197 days ago

@nhoodpublicist.bsky.social
Can you please repost this 🥹🔥

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tee4tayler.bsky.social•197 days ago

#blacksky

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lysquashun.bsky.social•196 days ago

Niggalistically Speaking…the light over my stove is a night light if I say it is 🫰🏾🫰🏾

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taydollaasign.bsky.social•197 days ago

seasonings don’t expire til I say they do😂😅

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theonlyartlee.bsky.social•197 days ago

It’s sure the fuck don’t!! say that louder!!!!

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tee4tayler.bsky.social•197 days ago

And don’t let it be stuck together because I’m banging it on the counter to break it up 😂

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sisi2010.bsky.social•197 days ago

Me just now!! Sksksksksksksks 🤣🤣🤣

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wilma06.bsky.social•197 days ago

Its that garlic and onion powder 💀😭

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tineone.bsky.social•197 days ago

Bangggg that thanggggg don’t waste it now! Hallelujah!

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mmkaeee.bsky.social•197 days ago

istg ! 😭

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bobmchelsea.bsky.social•197 days ago

Niggalistically speaking…I have eyes in the back of my head incase i want to run.

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mrschellibaby.bsky.social•197 days ago

Niggalistically speaking…. I will not be at your house in 5, nor am I around the corner.

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shant3shant3.bsky.social•197 days ago

Niggalistically

Never pull up to the event and ask who made the potato salad just don’t do it

#addtobluesky

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realgodivagoddess.bsky.social•197 days ago

“Niggatistically Speaking” we finna take over this app like we do every other app 🔥🔥🔥 my the laughs ever be in your favor

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mookxo.bsky.social•197 days ago

Niggalistically speaking… kool-Aid is nasty 🫣

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chooseylover92.bsky.social•196 days ago

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dtcyxx.bsky.social•196 days ago

Niggalistically speaking... ima always ask who coming 🧐

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onthisdeen4life.bsky.social•197 days ago

"Niggalistically Speaking", you can prolly throw 90% of that old mail in dem bins away. 😌

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hoochieprophet.bsky.social•197 days ago

Don’t go where you’re not invited

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tee4tayler.bsky.social•197 days ago

BABY EVER❗️

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thebishoptutu.bsky.social•197 days ago

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lmsampson78.bsky.social•193 days ago

You absolutely do not trust someone who uses one dryer sheet. This is psychopath behavior.

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mmkaeee.bsky.social•197 days ago

niggalistically speaking you don’t need something sweet after every meal

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younclesfavorite.bsky.social•197 days ago

But wait ….

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kwestmarkz.bsky.social•197 days ago

Niggalistically speaking, if I say I'm around the corner....I am around the corner. And another corner, and another one...or three, ten, but im otw lol

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poetrylifesblood.bsky.social•197 days ago

When i say im omw 😌

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kwestmarkz.bsky.social•197 days ago

Facts lmao. I need that confirmation text anyway😂

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