every single financial institution needs to hire at least one dirt bag left shitposter to just roam their offices and tell them their ideas are dumb and stupid and dont work - ThreadSky

ndrew.bsky.social • 55 days ago

every single financial institution needs to hire at least one dirt bag left shitposter to just roam their offices and tell them their ideas are dumb and stupid and dont work

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notbad-notgreat.bsky.social•55 days ago

This is why I had to retire early

Turns out they don’t like being told ‘I FUCKING TOLD YOU MORONS THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN’

olivercolander.bsky.social•55 days ago

You, a macro analyst with a poor 6-month track record on tariff predictions, return from lunch to find a single manila folder on your desk. Inside? A picture of a pig shitting on its own balls.

jtp2106.me•55 days ago

That's me

nuclearpotato999.bsky.social•55 days ago

Japan kinda figured this out with the archetypal Dumb American job who is just there to be a loudmouth idiot to the bosses

blonicyouth.bsky.social•55 days ago

I'll do it

moleek22.bsky.social•55 days ago

“Are your balls going to finally drop like your portfolio just did, son.”

bigamishdoinks.bsky.social•55 days ago

Office jester

policegazette.bsky.social•55 days ago

Not sure it would help. They know their ideas are dumb, but they make money. And when they tank, there's a way to make money off that too. I worked at Morgan Stanley during the dot-com bubble and everyone knew it was stupid. 1/2

policegazette.bsky.social•55 days ago

We posted on the office bulletin board the Onion article about AOL buying Time/Warner with fake money. They know these things won't last, but they make hay while the sun shines. 2/2