TONIGHT on #FridayNightZillow: A Castle up for auction starting at $1.5M, a gorgeous old bank building in Philly repurposed as a home, an Uber-luxe Canadian estate, a well-done French Chateau in California, and my favorite, a funky house with few right angles. Follow along, tell your friends.🧵 - ThreadSky

steventdennis.bsky.social • 173 days ago

TONIGHT on #FridayNightZillow: A Castle up for auction starting at $1.5M, a gorgeous old bank building in Philly repurposed as a home, an Uber-luxe Canadian estate, a well-done French Chateau in California, and my favorite, a funky house with few right angles. Follow along, tell your friends.🧵

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bob021341.bsky.social•172 days ago

Penn. Bank building by far.

kacolo.bsky.social•173 days ago

Pass.

daughterofwitches.bsky.social•173 days ago

My first thought when seeing the first picture is a sign I spent WAY to much time as a middle school teacher yelling at boys this week.

steventdennis.bsky.social•173 days ago

The kids are out of control

daughterofwitches.bsky.social•173 days ago

If you don't stop talking, I'm going to pay your little brother to follow you around, repeating everything you say, for one donut an hour.

deeners.bsky.social•173 days ago

Damn I thought this was a Sims post at first

motorcityadam.com•173 days ago

Ha. This #FridayNightZillow tonight featured some of the most attractive properties that I can ever recall.

Are we finally running out of the wackiest ones? 😅

diann4kdz.bsky.social•173 days ago

I have missed these! I haven’t seen one for months. But that’s on me, I think.

stephers.bsky.social•173 days ago

I really appreciate your Friday Zillow.

steventdennis.bsky.social•173 days ago

Let's start off with the classy West Vancouver estate. The stone and marble budget must have been insane. $18.7M Canadian. Might be the classiest Foosball table I've ever seen. Not like the wooden one my dad built and plopped atop wooden sawhorses. #FridayNightZillow https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1123-Crestline-Rd-West-Vancouver-BC-V7S-2E3/442425641_zpid/

rhondawolfson.bsky.social•173 days ago

The floor in the living room is wild (magnificent)!

yokem.signalfd.com•173 days ago

All that marble has to be half the value of the house.

mrsdewinter.bsky.social•173 days ago

There were dowel rods involved.

zijapulp.bsky.social•166 days ago

The outside is beautiful but I couldn’t live with all that white. It would make me crazy. Also, there’s a lot of space but it doesn’t feel like it’s used well. Guess it’s just me.

denalinea.bsky.social•173 days ago

That view is pretty spectacular

diann4kdz.bsky.social•173 days ago

That brown marble wall is stunning.

steventdennis.bsky.social•173 days ago

Imagine walking into this bathroom with a migraine. #FridayNightZillow

illithideractivity.bsky.social•171 days ago

Don't know what happened in there but you'd think they would have cleaned those nice green walls before taking a picture.

mariposa17.bsky.social•173 days ago

The walls are made of chocolate peppermint bark…

clairemyfanwy.bsky.social•173 days ago

You could murder someone in there and not be able to see the blood spatter! 😵

metisse.bsky.social•173 days ago

It's easier to imagine walking OUT of this bathroom with a migraine!

justicemaidenr.bsky.social•173 days ago

Is that a murder bathroom? Yikes.

zijapulp.bsky.social•166 days ago

Ugly.

waynefryback.bsky.social•173 days ago

I'm getting real Room 237 vibes from this picture.

steventdennis.bsky.social•173 days ago

Dexter would probably love it

jcinmd.bsky.social•172 days ago

Gross!

grammarpurist.bsky.social•173 days ago

That looks like a murder scene.

aimeemonahan.bsky.social•173 days ago

Looks like I already puked in there

laighe.bsky.social•173 days ago

I don't want to walk in there sober. Yikes!

yonxers.bsky.social•173 days ago

Dear lord...

steventdennis.bsky.social•173 days ago

Nice sink. #FridayNightZillow #SinkZillow

lexophile.bsky.social•173 days ago

Yes, nice sink. If you can find it.

carrieisbusy.bsky.social•173 days ago

That wall would never look or feel clean; the veining is reminiscent of baby diaper messes. 🥴

magentarocks.bsky.social•173 days ago

That must be a 1/4 bath? ;)

steventdennis.bsky.social•173 days ago

unclear

steventdennis.bsky.social•173 days ago

Just love this Carmel Valley house in California. $4.995M. Visual treats in almost every room, including a cozy sunken party couch. #FridayNightZillow https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/50-La-Rancheria-Carmel-Valley-CA-93924/19374376_zpid/

mirandayaver.bsky.social•172 days ago

I’m in love with this house. All I need is $4.99 million and a job in Carmel Valley. Minor details.

kathryntewson.bsky.social•172 days ago

Hey, I work remote, so I’m halfway there!

parisdog.bsky.social•172 days ago

you can't have it, I am more in love with it. so there. 😎

thegrtnecessity.bsky.social•173 days ago

This is the winner!

deblavoy.bsky.social•171 days ago

Added to dream house list

andybop78.bsky.social•173 days ago

There's that MCM, just move it to PA, LOL

paulopadilha.bsky.social•173 days ago

Serious Jackie Treehorn vibes

mwelsh1977.bsky.social•173 days ago

Strong Jackie Treehorn vibes

foreverambre.bsky.social•171 days ago

Walking outside and thinking I’m at Epcot

americantimes.bsky.social•173 days ago

Looks kind of like the John Lautner designed house in LA that was featured in The Big Lebowski and used as a model for The Incredibles 2 house https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheats%E2%80%93Goldstein_Residence

marktl.bsky.social•173 days ago

Quite the LR for a UCLA Professor

x-tweeter.bsky.social•173 days ago

How is this place only $5 mill in Cali? Looks like a steal

laighe.bsky.social•173 days ago

I love everything about this house, with the exception of that red tiled sunken shower.
The ceilings are amazing.

steventdennis.bsky.social•173 days ago

Agreed

steventdennis.bsky.social•173 days ago

Sweet fireplace! #FridayNightZillow

steventdennis.bsky.social•173 days ago

Rare misfire in this house. What is up with that sink and some weird step-down shower area. Would redo. #FridayNightZillow

juliejones.bsky.social•173 days ago

Okay, as long as I can figure out a way to make those bedrooms dark.😎

milestraveled.bsky.social•173 days ago

This house is awesome. Though I do see myself tripping over those carpeted bedroom stairs. And what is the thing in the dining room that looks like the front bit of a jet engine?

gracecannon.bsky.social•173 days ago

I just see myself doing a different 1,2,3,4 5,6,7,8 dance up and down them constantly. Lifelong dancer! A great rhythm to the stairs that probably feels more natural than they look. Now, the seemingly angled floor in the conversation pit…

steventdennis.bsky.social•173 days ago

Fireplace!

davemanynumbers.bsky.social•173 days ago

Technically it's a "conversation pit"

supaterryrules.bsky.social•173 days ago

Yuck

steverinoct.bsky.social•173 days ago

But you never have to clean it. Who would notice?

doctormerlot.bsky.social•173 days ago

Looks like a Dexter kill room

kimadilla.bsky.social•171 days ago

Looks like a murder scene

juliejones.bsky.social•173 days ago

It is so cold, white and sterile.

milestraveled.bsky.social•173 days ago

All the natural stone is great. Would replace the white piano with a black one, tho. And what is with the mini wine bar? Open racking? No temp or humidity control or protection from UV light?! Got to fix that asap.

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