guys, I had a really, really rough week at work & my body loves to keep the score, so to speak, so please send me cute pics of your pets and/or a funny joke/anecdote & bring me back to life :)
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My girlfriend got angry that I had sex with a prostitute
I said “What else were you expecting, we hadn’t had sex in months”.
She said “Well I wasn’t aware you were willing to pay”.
okay but that’s one beautiful cat & I hope you’ve learnt your lesson about leaving her, even if it is for Treat And Food Money (I have two chihuahuas who get VERY upset when I go into the office, so I can sympathize!)
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I swear, I'm a cat person. 😂😂
BUT - it gets better!
I said “What else were you expecting, we hadn’t had sex in months”.
She said “Well I wasn’t aware you were willing to pay”.
I hope you feel better soon
(I very rudely left home to go to work one day last week, and am not forgiven yet, despite using their money to buy her fancy expensive cat food)