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psteq1993.bsky.social•387 days ago

Eaten by brainworms, yes

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mathewfinch.bsky.social•387 days ago

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textilita.bsky.social•387 days ago

jfc

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toddindeed.bsky.social•387 days ago

The MRI clearly shows no damage to the Presidential Cortex

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archeo-peterix.bsky.social•387 days ago

Why would the worm be running for president?

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rismith.bsky.social•387 days ago

You can only lay your eggs into so many pleasingly symmetrical humans before you crave more in life.

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c0nc0rdance.bsky.social•387 days ago

What a Presidential-level negotiator! He was able to earn the worm's support and agreement not to interfere (from now on).

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atlessman.bsky.social•387 days ago

Thinking Vanity Fair is trying to be the AP is.... something.

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marcidy.bsky.social•387 days ago

That's exactly what I would expect the worm to say

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vmcombs.bsky.social•387 days ago

The NYT article about this almost killed me today, drove me back to bed.
The dial is past 11 on this simulation.

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undefinedrachel.bsky.social•387 days ago

sorry @theonion.com, you folks are still out of a job.

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mmasnick.bsky.social•387 days ago

Sorry @bencollins.bsky.social you timed things wrong.

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unchi.org•387 days ago

Talk about having to play on Hard Mode

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parlei.bsky.social•387 days ago

Hard question: would I rather see a looney with worm induced brain damage or Donald Trump as the next US president?

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hal10000.bsky.social•386 days ago

I mean ... it's true enough. He was unsuited before the brain worm. If anything, maybe he's a bit less unsuited now.

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michaelbloom.bsky.social•387 days ago

We all know who's really got the steering wheel

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pmck.bsky.social•387 days ago

RIP The Onion

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fau5tarp.bsky.social•387 days ago

Had no idea the worm’s name was Satire.

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drdarkeny.bsky.social•387 days ago

Did Kristi Noem take satire to the gravel pit and shoot it, as well?

Sure seems that way lately!

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lizardky.bsky.social•387 days ago

Jean Paul Satire?

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healymartha.bsky.social•386 days ago

The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out, the worms play pinochle on satire’s snout.

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milti.bsky.social•387 days ago

satire has burrowed deeper into its grave.

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jnork.bsky.social•386 days ago

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patter.bsky.social•387 days ago

Elect the worm

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thatkraz.bsky.social•387 days ago

You're telling me that's not a @theonion.com headline?

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cultofsignal.bsky.social•387 days ago

Less concerned about the worm impacting hos judgement and more about the hole it left behind impacting his judgement.

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michaelmoroneso.bsky.social•387 days ago

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mreugenides.bsky.social•387 days ago

So the worm got there and then starved to death

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robfagen.bsky.social•387 days ago

As does Sartre.

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grocerybill.bsky.social•387 days ago

As demonstrated by the previous administration, this is a true statement.

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