Every January I get an urge for hot dogs, so I buy a pack. The problem is that when you have a pack of hot dogs in the fridge, the solution to every snack problem is “why not have a hot dog?”. I’m on dog three.
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Friend of mine bought a hot dog roller from a place that was going out of business and I think about that machine and how he gets to use it and I get a little jealous
I like when they've sat overnight in water or something and then like 90% of the flavor is gone, and I feel like that can't speak well of my character.
Conversely, if you, say, froze them, then, sometime in July you would have to wonder why, and what to do next. Eating them is preventative in that way. And, how do we know whether the history of hot dog package size isn't based in the ancient science of needing to eat them in a series?
Hungry? Tired? Why not eat an entire pack of hot dogs? Entire pack of hot dogs, wrapper and all, you will certainly not regret eating an entire pack of hot dogs.
Ya know what? If you have a gas stove, you can put hotdogs on a long fork and cook them over the flame. Delish. My mom never liked what it did to her stove but I mean ….
I keep a couple of packs of Hebrew National Jumbos in the freezer. Once a month or so when the urge to eat like frat boys hits its hot dogs (on Pepperidge Farms Top Sliced buns) with box mac & cheese for dinner. Mmmmm! 😄
Some day treat yourself to a Chicago Hot Dog kit – includes hot dogs, poppy seed buns, day glow green relish, mustard, very hot peppers, and celery salt.
I may have stumbled across a cure. Saw earlier today in the news that a small percentage of hotdogs tested contain human DNA, as does taco bell meat and mcdonald's. Or so they say...
6 year breast cancer survivor. My oncologist told me to never eat a hot dog. I don’t unless I’m in Atlanta and then I visit The Varsity and have 2 and an order of onion rings. It’s been 4 years for me.
The other option, which happens to me is accidentally shoving the pack to the back of the fridge with something else, finding the hot dogs two months later.
Every time I crave hot dogs, which is maybe once in six months, I eat two out of the pack, properly, with melted cheese, and relish, and fried onions, in a bun, like I used to as a kid. A couple of hours later I know exactly why it's been six months since I last ate one.
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Are you some kinda genius?
“I am dog three of the new era, things look bleak, but I am well prepared…”
#HotDogs
#EatHotDogs
Two of those may have been my breakfast Friday morning
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Results resembled Tubular Squid.
Admit I have NOT YET sunk to lvl of actually trying it BUT…
So far, 2025 is looking good 2b ‘The Year of Sinking to NEW Lows’.
Maybe a hotdog will make you feel better in the mean time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oiXpHojBjg
Wish I could not do that.