I work in focused, 90 minute cycles *an hour later* Breakfast time - ThreadSky

cooperlund.online • 55 days ago

I work in focused, 90 minute cycles

*an hour later*

Breakfast time

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tekla.bsky.social•55 days ago

kind of fascinating to have zero mention of the two children, anywhere, at all

thebarkinggallery.bsky.social•55 days ago

She probably walks right past them on her barefoot walks at noon without even acknowledging them.

tekla.bsky.social•55 days ago

keeping in mind that selling these products is her job, and this profile is an effort to sell more of those products and to boost her following.

extreme self-care/beautifying routines are a performance in themselves (the whole point is that normal people do maybe 10% of this).

tekla.bsky.social•55 days ago

so since this kind of performance is her job, I get focusing on that. But it’s interesting that there’s not even a mention of little Avaleigh or Konner or whatever.

mbbrownsf.bsky.social•55 days ago

How did she ever find time to have two children, does she spend ANY time with them, and what quantities of these supplements is she shoving into them?

Also…mouth tape?!?

aaronblackshear.bsky.social•55 days ago

I didn't even make it through the first column and there are so many absolutely absurd health claims, good lord

worldahead.bsky.social•55 days ago

Going outside an hour before sunrise to soak up some natural light 🙄

And ...
Not one moment of the day involves her husband or children

arduanne.bsky.social•55 days ago

Hobbit style pomodoro lol

leokitty.bsky.social•55 days ago

in a fasted state lol

davidsasse.bsky.social•55 days ago

Tom Hollander’s is my favourite of these and quite brilliant:

heymonsterboy.bsky.social•55 days ago

She lives in Chicago and goes outside barefoot every day?? Does getting frostbite improve our health in some a way I'm missing

couple2tree.bsky.social•55 days ago

In fairness, they might be employing metric time.

snowden.st•55 days ago

every time I see one of the optimized daily routines I think of this

ashkb.bsky.social•55 days ago

It fascinates me that these ultra optimized weirdos with precise schedules always have time blocked off to journal. Journal about what? Isn't your thing that you do the same stuff everyday?

ashkb.bsky.social•55 days ago

All of this to reduce your wrinkles by a couple creases

kennorton.com•55 days ago

I too always try to get natural light at 5:30 am

ianford.bsky.social•55 days ago

Spending your life in wallowing in abject misery in a desperate, futile attempt to deny your own mortality sounds like a hoot.

henhulks.bsky.social•55 days ago

What about the vibration plate and face cupping?

rntropy.bsky.social•55 days ago

Not the most important thing, but everything I've ever read about the Pomodoro Technique says it's 25 minute cycles with five minutes breaks

cooperlund.online•55 days ago

Every one of these “daily routines” is an aspirational advertisement for that person’s brand, which is why is always so disappointing when it contains no real insight and is mostly just a window into how much “wellness” content they’ve consumed via short-form video

ryanfromtapps.bsky.social•55 days ago

Can’t wait for all the insights we get from all the influencers’ daily journaling habits.

morecorgis.bsky.social•55 days ago

It’s also a literal advertisement for the £195 LED face mask she sells

siebznet.bsky.social•55 days ago

What is this person's brand other than having severe mental illness?

cooperlund.online•55 days ago

Skincare

siebznet.bsky.social•55 days ago

The only thing I get out of this ad is that she is not well or happy

desarrayed.bsky.social•55 days ago

They keep themselves so busy that they don't have time to think or reflect

It's as much self-soothing as anything else people do, except they try to front it as a movement because somewhere in there, they're selling something