I was just thinking about how, in a lot of ways people in New York are a lot more shallow than the ones in LA, but then a woman’s dog jumped out at me from a dark alley, and when I was startled, she asked me not to walk down her street on Valentine’s Day if I had bad vibrations and called me an NPC
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I might deliberately walk down her street on V-day after that.
To be fair, though, she sounds like the NPC.
Where were you, Staten Island??
I've only been to LA briefly, but it was... strange. Very strange compared to NY.
I'm really easily startled too.
Sorry, I’ll work on my vibration issues.
Uh, I think perhaps we should try and find your dog a more appropriate owner. It’s what’s best for them.
Bitch relinquish that canine. Now.