Invading countries more left-wing than the US has ALWAYS gone well!!!!
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Ash, apparently
"Don't invade Russia in the winter" is mirrored in North America by Canada
Just don't
Just don't
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Now Trump wants round two?
https://youtu.be/WVC677-YmfM
Even if we won, we’d be standing on top of ashes.
You don't start stuff with the French
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Stockpile arms and ammunition.
Nitrogen fertilizer if you’ve got it and diesel fuel.
The Canadian military couldn’t hold back the Yanks for long - but an extended insurgency will destroy their country.
There is only one client I had in my last job I was scared shitless of pissing off… and it wasn’t the USAF. It was the RCAF.
Their logistical precision could Geneva Checklist our asses if pressed, I’m pretty convinced.
Vietnam
Afghanistan
Iraq
Which is wild considering how many wars they've been involved in.
Also they haven't had to fight on their own continent since, what? The Civil War? 1860's-ish?
There are a lot of commonwealth countries; they have treaty obligations to side with Canada.
Most have citizens in the US
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What I have noticed is that those with more extreme beliefs, regardless of political leanings, are the ones causing the most damage.
2 nukes are off the table (canada is close....reeeeal close)
3 we.will.never.give.up.
You will have to kill us all
They may fall eventually to overwhelming firepower, but we will pay DEARLY for it.
And yeah NATO will Article 5 our asses.
If NATO decides we have to put in our place… we are not winning that. Not without SIZEABLE cost
Canada has 1.8 million firearm licenses and will be tenacious if a fight comes to them. It will be a matter of life or death
Even a 400k civilian uprising will make everything horrible for everyone
I'm just saying Canada civilians aren't going down without a fight, and it might not be as unequal as you thought
But you only have a 1 million strong army and what percentage would agree to march on an ally?
Either way it's a bloody mess for both and the USA would also have a great deal of casualties
Some of our gun owners are hunters who can take down a moose ^^
Yeah I was talking about regular warfare, not nuclear
Like what Ukraine is doing with Russia
Sorry I skipped the beginning part!
Narrator's voiceover: And that, children, is why counting is a good thing.
[Sesame Street's Count heavily nodding on the edge of the screen.]
Ya know, "Don't be a dick."
"Don't be a dick" seems like a vanishingly rare personal strength these days.
>>>>>>Nobody wants to try and find the crazy canuck drunk on maple syrup, hiding in a snow bank
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As long as this remains an economic war, we'll stand up bravely, because it makes us feel good and makes our leaders get re-elected.
Not completely, and not everyone, but it's going to be a lot less similar to Afghanistan than any of us will admit.
If we fuck around, we are gonna find out. Notice how our military brass aren’t doing any chest-pounding.
We also are not prepared for a land invasion. Our force projection is primarily naval and we are spread thin. Our military knows if NATO comes in from the north, we are in big trouble
And, really, the reason the WH is white... is because they painted over the scorched remains of it...
Check out the story of The Black Donellys of Lucan. Some really f'd up sh*t on both sides.
Found a link => https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Donnellys
YouTube has better coverage though.
Yup. Canadians are nuts.
https://bsky.app/profile/handsolow.bsky.social/post/3lk4z3vm7n22s
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longest_recorded_sniper_kills
Wow.
https://bsky.app/profile/groundtheplanes.bsky.social/post/3ljvmehvtpc2v
I suggest noise-cancelling headphones at all times.
These people need to come to terms with the clown shit on the table.
https://gofund.me/c640f09b
Or is it me. Am I hallucinating that the entire planet is run by blithering idiots and I'm actually as mad as a box of frogs?
My question to them is 'are you ok sending your kids off to fight and die for this?' They tell me I'm over reacting. Canada will not yield if it comes to it, I'm not over reacting
That’s how it works when you invade a country - they will resist forever
Canadians still salty to the point of blowing stuff up about a war that ended in 1763.
Elbows up!
Oh, of course. It will undoubtedly improve the life of some multi-billionaire, so let's gooooo trumpty.
Why won't that asshole just die?