Funny part is, that's exactly what his Christmas greeting will be -- "Merry Christmas to everybody including all the haters and the jackasses in the leftwing media who all hate me and want to see me fail, blatant lie blatant lie blatant lie blatant lie blatant lie."
Ha! Based upon rumors of his failing health, the last part may come about sooner than we think. His abject refusal to release his medical records during & after the campaign is definitely a red flag, If Trump were healthy, you can bet he'd have been pounding his chest & crowing loudly to the winds.
No one knows light bulbs the way I know lights bulbs. I replaced that light and it was the most beautiful light bulb you've ever seen. A young gorgeous mother, came to me crying and said to me sir, my sons light bulb went out. A liberal electrician replaced my sons light bulb, and now he's a girl.
MAGA: "Lightbulb's out, it's dark!"
Trump: "I've had a perfect call with the Universe, there will be light again."
MAGA: "You're the best!"
(and they wait in darkness until the dawn)
No he just says he WILL fix it and it will be the greatest light bulb change that's ever been - unironically - and it'll be beaaaauuuutiful and wonnnnderful and THEN they all cheer and STILL don't notice he didn't actually DO JACK.
Great analogy!
He’s currently telling them that his tariff threats have intimidated Canada and Mexico to do as instructed and they’re believing him 🤷🏼♀️
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Grrrr
It's the first thing I check every morning.
Ability to not change a lightbulb, maybe the country is moving in a direction without lighting
Unfocus your eyes long enough you see the hidden image.
All these MAGAs will be like that about trump *one day*
Just a matter of when trust will happen for them.
I’m guess right around tariff time.
No lies here.
#DeclassifyTrump
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Trump: "I've had a perfect call with the Universe, there will be light again."
MAGA: "You're the best!"
(and they wait in darkness until the dawn)
Republicans say it's Communism to let everyone have light, and then they applaud again...in the dark.
Apparently, they HAVE to be… SURE… For some nebulous reason.
BUT
WE can’t be all THAT sure they don’t… LIKE doing IT… For VERY SPECIFIC reasons…
He’s currently telling them that his tariff threats have intimidated Canada and Mexico to do as instructed and they’re believing him 🤷🏼♀️
I would be grateful. My kids send you their regards. 🫶👶👦
for me 2 maybe 3..