My husband: I wish I hadn’t gotten you that stupid blender for your birthday Me drinking 3 frozen pizzas: why - ThreadSky

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traciebreaux.bsky.social • 4 days ago

My husband: I wish I hadn’t gotten you that stupid blender for your birthday

Me drinking 3 frozen pizzas: why

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elliot500.bsky.social•4 days ago

Good one! But a pizza smoothie sound like something that has to be tried!

greglovelace.bsky.social•3 days ago

Right

chonkyjack.bsky.social•4 days ago

Just don't tell him it's great for stimulating the male genitalia, that's not true...I know...
Now where did I put my pain meds...

nutshellgulag.bsky.social•4 days ago

How much beer does it take to blend a frozen pizza anyway?

write-or-die.bsky.social•3 days ago

Enough to make the contents of the blender give a hearty burp.

redletrcrusader.bsky.social•4 days ago

It's called a dinner smoothie.

tezamondo.bsky.social•4 days ago

this is you @bonerman-inc.bsky.social

write-or-die.bsky.social•3 days ago

I once bought a really good blender and I only drank blended drinks for a month. That’s how I get through the summer.

nerdyfatguy.bsky.social•3 days ago

Eleven or 12 years ago, I spent three days of a slow trade show in the booth next to the Vitamix guy. Bought one as my gift for my upcoming birthday.

Have never regretted the purchase.

write-or-die.bsky.social•3 days ago

A good blender is everything. Plus I love to blend the most random stuff for funsies.

mercurywoodrose.bsky.social•23 hours ago

You need to add liquid. White rum is best.

whirringsoftly.bsky.social•21 hours ago

It's like how vodka is essential to a Bloody Mary.

chatsubo.cafe•3 hours ago

I've had this exact scenario happen after making one too many hamburger slurries.

jollyrobber.bsky.social•4 days ago

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