Kristi Noem, the homeland security secretary, bungled answers on Tuesday about habeas corpus, incorrectly saying that the legal right of people to challenge their detention by the government was actually the president’s “constitutional right” to deport people.
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"Incorrectly?"
Why not call a spade a spade and instead say,
"Kristi Noem does not know what habeas corpus is."'
She probably just pulled something Trumpy-sounding out of her ass to get through the moment.
She's done and said moronic things before and is consistently getting into dumb situations.
I think the most obvious answer (she's an idiot) is the right one
Putin’s apparatchiks behave in the same way.
1) previous republicon criminals have not only gotten away with it but thrive on their criming (Oliver North, Gordon Liddy, Roger Stone)
2) of the GQP treason lawyers, only a couple have been disbarred and that took a ridiculous amount of work.
I'm from her state.
It's no shock.
"I'm going to surround myself only with the best and most serious people." - Donald J. Trump, circa 2015/2016
She thinks “Habeas Corpus” is Keanu Reeves’s sequel to “Constantine.”
They’re hired for casting and loyalty. Not to serve the US. To serve Trump.
Including the orange oompa loompa
Sorry, Senator -- but FFS!
A mischievous corpse that refuses to stay in its own grave, tomb or crypt.
Kristi?! You'd be more useful as a #GardenNoem!
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FYI: Relative to its size, the surface of the moon has smaller craters than your face's pores. Spackle that mug, Medusa?!
#RESISTandPERSIST (af!) ✊
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This right fucking here!!
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Noem gave that wildly ignorant answer because she is wildly ignorant about the basic protections granted to people in the US.
https://www.upi.com/Voices/2025/05/06/usdonald-trump-appointed-judges-rulings/8501746538090/
I’ve told a few friends the only word that works these days is Dangerous
This is a perfect example
They're not.
Questions need to be directed at cult followers to get at the crux of the matter.
Formulate questions with the cult mentality in mind.
#Democrats #hearings
I'm sure they all get together over drinks at Maga Lardo and laugh about all the asinine answers they gave under oath.
The jokes on the USA.
But he who laughs last laughs loudest.
America is about to rise up.
I don’t believe that Noem knew she was lying - because I don’t believe that she knew the correct answer.
But even then, someone in her position should know it! Or at least look it the fuck up before she testifies before Congress!
I’ve done it. I’ve solved America
#Autopen
A: Kristi Noem
1. They don’t read and may be illiterate. Same with the base.
2. All are open and vulnerable to every kind of fakery and knavery.
3. Consequently, they end up with fake lives.
If unable to perform resign or impeach her for cause!
But you are paid to not be ready for that conversation, New York Times.
📌 That's the base of Democracy. All discussion in the political sphere revolves around the way this concept is defined and used.
If you were not qualified for a job, don't take it.
Leave it for the professionals.
She is brainwashed.
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