When Trump finally dies, don't poast as quickly as you can something like "Rest in Piss, MFer!!!" Stop and think about him as a human being and our place amongst the stars. And then poast something really biting and clever for posterity.
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As there no place on earth like hell, when he snuff it, let send his carcass to the universe incinerator called the sun, his carcass shall be incinerated before it gets close to the sun.
He was a hell of a guy, wasn’t he? What can you say. He had a lot of wives, and a lot of haters. Some even might say he was the most hated of all time. But he was loved, a lot of people loved him. Felons, Klansman, attorneys, the mentally ill … they all had his back folks, you know it.
“I was going to think up something really biting and clever for the occasion, but then I realized he isn’t worth the effort. I’ll just do my best to forget all about him instead because he would’ve hated people ignoring him completely.”
What ever I find the quickest at the liquor store and depends on how he dies. Old crown if it is gonna be my Nuclear Holocaust choice. Might not even pay.
I have a bottle of 1968 double malt scotch then I’m going to have a nice drink when that day happens. I’m gonna turn on some nice music probably some Taylor Swift and I’m gonna do some dancing..
Our universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding,
In all of the directions it can whiz;
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know,
Twelve million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is.
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth;
And pray that there's intelligent life elsewhere on this dump,
Now that fucker is gone, Donald Trump.
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After enlightenment, post “Rest in Piss, MFer!!!”
In all of the directions it can whiz;
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know,
Twelve million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is.
How amazingly unlikely is your birth;
And pray that there's intelligent life elsewhere on this dump,
Now that fucker is gone, Donald Trump.
We'll call it Trump Dump Vacations or something.