Ok so Turducken is acceptable but my Pigcowlamb is "an affront to humanity" and "how did you get the cow in the pig" - ThreadSky

dontbemeanto.me • 573 days ago

Ok so Turducken is acceptable but my Pigcowlamb is "an affront to humanity" and "how did you get the cow in the pig"

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You should make a Montgolfier Surprise: a sheep within a duck within a rooster. Set aloft in a balloon, of course, to be found randomly in someone's backyard

divebender.bsky.social•573 days ago

fwiw, CowPigTurkDuckHen is something that exists. There is/was a store in Pensacola, Florida that sells them. Not sure how the lamb escaped the tragedy.

dontbemeanto.me•573 days ago

God damn florida

deathbymeteor.bsky.social•573 days ago

"Carefully"

anniemouse.bsky.social•573 days ago

Just spit on it and jam it in.

gyrate.bsky.social•573 days ago

My specialty: A tiny little fluffy bunny...inside a kitten...inside a puppy...inside a bear...inside a larger bear...inside a Buick.

deadbarchetta.bsky.social•573 days ago

Patience and plenty of lube, that's how

dontbemeanto.me•573 days ago

Forbidden gravy

deadbarchetta.bsky.social•573 days ago

Remember, kids, your gravy boat should always have a flared base

dontbemeanto.me•573 days ago

Stuffing 😩

mikehibu.bsky.social•573 days ago

I assume that's a trade secret, right?

Otherwise, it'd be nice to know.

dontbemeanto.me•573 days ago

I rolled a nat 20 on persuasion.

mikehibu.bsky.social•573 days ago

So you're saying I can do it too.

dontbemeanto.me•573 days ago

With enough luck or animal handling proficiency ya

timnfeinstein.bsky.social•573 days ago

Lots of alcohol and dim lighting

alexderis.bsky.social•573 days ago

Lotta elbow grease, I'm assuming.

sinistermike.bsky.social•573 days ago

garekmaxwell.bsky.social•573 days ago

"You can be part of my next masterpiece" will shut them up hella fast.
...
Too soon?
I know the years are closing in, but their demands grow louder.

pizzadash.bsky.social•573 days ago

As a non American I wish I could now unlearn what Turducken is

crochetcat.bsky.social•573 days ago

As an American, same 😬

pipfoweraker.bsky.social•573 days ago

We want our creative engineering in habitable structures, not edible

jodami.bsky.social•573 days ago

When America is not a superpower anymore, and you are held accountable for your crimes, Turducken will be on the indictment. This post will be in the evidence of future crimes against the animal kingdom.