Clearly the problem is the cars. To control the population of cars, we have to reintroduce predators such as tow trucks, traffic cops, toll booths, potholes, congestion pricing, and hitchhikers
Long term strategies to limit the overpopulation of cars via habitat loss have been generally unsuccessful due to their integral role in the dominance rituals of male humans, similar to the feathery displays of peacocks.
Be warned that any attempts to increase the scarcity of their primary food sources may result in an increase in cybertrucks which, despite their goofy looks and poor adaptation to the physical world, have an alternative food source and are prone to overpopulation.
would it be inappropriate to assume there's about a 93.106% chance that the unhinged reply is a middle aged cisgender white lady with no kids who has the word "furbaby" in her autocorrect dictionary
Speaking as a person who is also too woefully irresponsible to own pets, gingerbread needs to listen to this person and accept their words as being true.
Luckily the child has survived. thus far, anyways.
My neighbor told me cars keep hitting her puppygirls so I asked how many puppygirls she has and she said she just goes to the Discord server and gets a new puppygirl afterwards so I said it sounds like she’s just feeding puppygirls to traffic and then her polycule started crying.
Having a post of yours picked up by the discover feed is 8 times out of 10 certain to cause at least two middle-aged people to show up, joylessly taking offence to the most generally agreeable positive statements or yelling at you over obvious jokes.
Fails to see the humor.
Observes that others seem to see the humor.
Deduces that others may have information I lack.
Googles puppygirl.
Time elapsed: <10 seconds.
My neighbor told me cars keep hitting his puppygirls so I asked how many puppygirls he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new puppygirl afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding shelter puppygirls to cars and then his daughter started crying.
People were worried about the LHC creating blackholes while they were busy compressing themselves to a singularity by shoving their head further up their ass.
I'm not sure whether that would be better or worse, but I remember the Usenet poster in the mid-nineties who would rant about the Armenian genocide to poster sharing a Thanksgiving turkey recipe.
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dragons.
They don't want you to know
THE TRUTH ! ! ! !
We are losing them
Luckily the child has survived. thus far, anyways.
you were saving
in the icebox
Were so cold
And sweet
And shipping
Lesser-known menbers
Of Fall Out Boy
You love it see it still be around.
So now I'm just thinking I'm so internet-brained that I think everything is a reference.
This joke is about a puppy girl (human) getting run over. It didn't actually happen
But I guess that's the internet as a whole, lol.
Observes that others seem to see the humor.
Deduces that others may have information I lack.
Googles puppygirl.
Time elapsed: <10 seconds.
This site has the juice!
Oh... My watch stopped...
(iykyk)