His holiness still holds four world records:
Fastest confession 3.2 sec
Fastest punch with a confession .12 sec
Fastest kick with a confession 72mph
Most consecutive knockouts in a single conclave 56
That sounds fun but it's how you end up with a young pope. A young fit pope who's into MMA, who's going to be in charge until close to 2100. Now that I think about it that doesn't sound like that much fun to me.
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You have no proof it's not a kumite.
I say that's why it sometimes takes days: it depends on the combat abilities of the bishops.
Fastest confession 3.2 sec
Fastest punch with a confession .12 sec
Fastest kick with a confession 72mph
Most consecutive knockouts in a single conclave 56
MY TRINITY IS THE TRIANGLE CHOKE
I’d buy tix.