I am almost 40 years old and have yet to find a shotgun, medkit, or even so much as a jewel-encrusted chalice hidden behind a waterfall. I’m beginning to think video games have lied to me. - ThreadSky

emotion-engine.bsky.social • 92 days ago

I am almost 40 years old and have yet to find a shotgun, medkit, or even so much as a jewel-encrusted chalice hidden behind a waterfall. I’m beginning to think video games have lied to me.

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zookini7.bsky.social•92 days ago

Not even an upgrade 😒

elmore.zone•92 days ago

I've found a few decent swords this way

griph.bsky.social•92 days ago

Mostly just muck and goop myself

shadylink.lol•92 days ago

What's even worse than that is when the video game waterfalls lie to you!

Pure betrayal.

goldenaxedoom.bsky.social•92 days ago

when im in my mid 30's and stil havent found the double jump ability:

razorbeamz.com•91 days ago

Skill issue

livinginsadness.bsky.social•91 days ago

I keep searching for those cracked walls that need running into like Zelda…there are only concussions behind these walls. No rupees!

scrap-heap.bsky.social•91 days ago

Ahh, I believe that’s referred to as the Tomb Raider fallacy

0x0ada.bsky.social•91 days ago

I left a small medkit behind a waterfall once. No idea if anybody ever found it. But it was put there at one point.

terramachina.bsky.social•91 days ago

I've at least found a few cool rocks.

rojo2021.bsky.social•91 days ago

phyrexianmetamour.bsky.social•92 days ago

you should get into geocaching, i’m unearthing wall chickens left and right

serialk86.bsky.social•92 days ago

mrtalida.bsky.social•92 days ago

Where. Is all. The wall chicken.

kenlowery.bsky.social•91 days ago

oh sure but when I throw a turkey in a public trash can you say "no i'm good thanks"

jennifercraft.bsky.social•91 days ago

I found a baggie of weed once

midnightzer0.bsky.social•91 days ago

I do a lot less shimmying in real life. I thought shimmying along ledges would factor more IRL

drstrangegun.bsky.social•91 days ago

I found a medkit in an attic once. Not stored or anything, just tossed in a corner almost buried in insulation.

Interesting one too, ~20 year old at the time Norfolk Southern engineer's first aid box. Just bandages though...

aoiky.bsky.social•92 days ago

I've found like 9 shotguns wym

lighter.bsky.social•91 days ago

I found a yo-yo behind one once

vixolux.bsky.social•91 days ago

They are there, but inside a fake rock

mediocretes.bsky.social•91 days ago

TLC tried to warn us.

ancientseraph.bsky.social•91 days ago

Nah, the treasures in another waterfall. Gotta keep looking

slimjimshady.bsky.social•91 days ago

Boomers took all the jewels and bought trump crypto.

emotion-engine.bsky.social•92 days ago

Now that I think about it, lava, quicksand, or giant brambles the size of traffic cones have come up much less than I would have expected as well.

beeffizz.bsky.social•91 days ago

i don't even remember the last time i came across quicksand. total ripoff, really

crysxx.bsky.social•91 days ago

We were all led to believe that quicksand and/or sinkholes were going to be a regular feature of our lives going forward and we were BAMBOOZLED

godzillacheeze.bsky.social•91 days ago

Is your name even Leon? 🤨

cyesterling.bsky.social•90 days ago

Did you check in the couch cushions? Or the dryer?

dianamcqueen.bsky.social•90 days ago

Also I was promised flying cars.

azy-gba.bsky.social•91 days ago

video games also taught me that its okay to enter people’s homes and smash their belongings for free stuff, but apparently thats “against the law”

syntheticpsychic.bsky.social•91 days ago

I did find a chaos emerald but the locals kept calling it a “blood diamond” pretty sure they were confused

drew.rw•92 days ago

All of this tall grass and all I got was a Lyme disease scare.

shoogypeters.bsky.social•92 days ago

turns out the only way to upgrade your shit is through micro AND macrotransactions

this game's dogshit tbh

itsjustgary.bsky.social•91 days ago

Yeah, but to be fair, you probably run into a lot less quicksand than you thought you would have to deal with

chuckoff.bsky.social•92 days ago

Thank you! This absolutely needed to be said! Video game companies need to be held accountable for spreading their false hope!

mrpoptart2525.bsky.social•91 days ago

I went behind a waterfall one time and a small wizard gave me the map to the center of the earth, or that could have been a dream idk

noisesmith.bsky.social•91 days ago

the only consumable power ups I have ever found near a boss's lair are coffee, granola bars, donuts, alcohol, and permanent markers

keits.bsky.social•92 days ago

There are medkits behind waterfalls at some waterparks.

powerful.crabf.art•91 days ago

jamestheguy.bsky.social•90 days ago

You should try breaking every box you see. I've found some pretty cool stuff in boxes.

ke-re-di.bsky.social•91 days ago

Skill issue

starlung.bsky.social•90 days ago

You have to spawn camp and wait for a higher level player to come by and get nerfed, then you can take his shotgun. Medkits however are a lie pushed by socialist propaganda sorry to say

crysxx.bsky.social•91 days ago

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

robcrumpton.bsky.social•91 days ago

Im 56, and I still haven't found my first chest.

pikminpedia.bsky.social•91 days ago

I haven't even seen a floating blue button that says: "X to doubt".

Without that, I don't know how to doubt stuff anymore.

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