It wasn't too long ago we did. Now we just let 'em die face down in their plates, and say "Oh, well. I guess that proves there WAS poop in the food, after all."
My grandfathers brother worked in a hotdog processing factory many decades ago. There was an “acceptable” level of rats falling into the vats processing meat that was considered “acceptable”
Ditto for people to check for medical devices/medicines/tissues that are inserted inside the body for medical procedures. Sheez...I guess it's only important to some if THEY are having surgery, never mind everybody else.
Oh, you silly goose. With the futuristic ideas, and whatnot.
People have been living fine, quite some time, without personal poop testers. It sounds nice, but I think the world isn't ready for that. We can't afford eggs, let alone to hire somebody full-time.
Aw hell: Just let people get an annual gamma globulin shot in their butt if they don’t wanna get sick from the food. That’s how we did it when I was a kid living in Nigeria. I survived. That’s good enough: but folks gotta pay for their own, and it has to be voluntary.
Right, Dr. Phil is the shit human who isn't a real Doctor. Dr. Oz is the shit human who ... at least was at one time a real Doctor. I'm not sure if he's still licensed and all that but he very much did used to actually operate on hearts and stuff before discovering homeopathy and snake oil.
NOWHERE in the book of Genesis does it mention poopless food! 😤 The Bible tells us to put our trust in GOD ALONE......... NEVER does it say to trust BIG GOVERNMENT REGULATIONS!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
How could you. Inexcusable leftist fascist propaganda. People should be allowed to eat shit if they want to, and their right to know if there's shit in their food before deciding whether or not to eat it obviously isn't an important part of this conversation.
Yeah. Sorry. RFKj is busy forming a team to see if there's food in our poop. Also getting to the bottom of how your peanut butter ended up in my chocolate.
Yes, totally. It would be wonderful to live in a world where you never needed to worry about having poop in our food. But that is not the world we have.
You know, I'm not confident that that would convince them, but i love your enthusiasm, and there are no bad ideas in a brainstorm. I definitely think that there is something to making the fascists eat shit. I think we should definitely revisit some version of this plan.
I’m wondering how soon another Upton Sinclair publishes The Jungle II. And when another Jacob Riis published their photos of young children in factories
I grew up in food manufacturing and trust me you don't want to know what we got by with given the rarity of FDA inspections baseline. Gonna be the wild west.
I have excellent news: i have crunched some numbers, and if we all pay just a little bit of money on an annual basis, we can have poop checkers. I have a whole plan for a group of people to do this, just need a name. Any ideas?
Don’t apologize for speaking up. Especially about something you’d think was obvious but nope 😭 paying Americans to protect Americans by watching over our food and the systems that bring us our food.
*the reddest man you've ever seen starts screaming an incoherent garble of furious, spit flecked rebuttals so aggressively that you see the veins in his face*
there already Is, including what's used to fertilize crops, so stuff like carrots get covered :) also there's bugs in everything, and the average person eats like 140 thousand bugs a year. thays average, you could be eating more,>:] good luck sleeping hehehehe
"... they fell into the vats —sometimes they would be overlooked for days, till all but the bones of them had gone out to the world as Durham’s Pure Leaf Lard!" ~ The Jungle
If all but his bones went into that lard, damn right there was poop in it. The Jungle prompted the formation of the FDA.
We’ve been paying people to do that for decades! How have they been doing these past 30 years as recall after recall dominates the food industry?! Just maybe over-staffing creates lazy workers! This govt overhaul is being horribly done, but something is needed to remove the incompetence!
The funny thing is that there is a minimum amount of allowable rodent droppings in bulk products like wheat and coffee and that number isn’t zero. The FDA keeps it low but can’t eliminate it entirely.
or we should just publish a paper that says that poop causes autism.. we have a few months till the dead line for the definitive cause of autism to be found.. /s
Sorry to break it to you but there is almost definitely poop in most processed food. It is allowed a certain ppm, do you really think they manage to get 0?
and that was when we were collectively paying for some people to occasionally check for poop in our food, now that they can't afford to pay those people it's gonna get a lot worse
frankly I think we should be paying more people, get that allowable ppm down to like ppt
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People have been living fine, quite some time, without personal poop testers. It sounds nice, but I think the world isn't ready for that. We can't afford eggs, let alone to hire somebody full-time.
How about we have the government do it?
“What did you hear??”
I think we’d be in a better position if more people read them. Well, those and the US Constitution and the Declaration of Independence…
If all but his bones went into that lard, damn right there was poop in it. The Jungle prompted the formation of the FDA.
frankly I think we should be paying more people, get that allowable ppm down to like ppt