this is what it finally took to convince me i can make my White House dreams a reality. Americans are ready for the $7 Snickers Bar of Xanax Deal - ThreadSky

iwriteok.bsky.social • 66 days ago

this is what it finally took to convince me i can make my White House dreams a reality.

Americans are ready for the $7 Snickers Bar of Xanax Deal

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andrewsorg.bsky.social•66 days ago

Macheticine 2028

turnitup5000db.bsky.social•66 days ago

$7SBXD. We need to print hats now, everyone is gonna want one. A political campaign like nobody has ever seen, you wouldn’t believe it.

dl1331.bsky.social•66 days ago

Red hats?

turnitup5000db.bsky.social•66 days ago

Big, beautiful red hats. Tough guys will come up to you with tears in their eyes and ask for a Xanax snicker bar.

dl1331.bsky.social•66 days ago

I’m so excited!!!!! I want them to beg. On their knees. Then I will calmly eat it in front of them.

mollygos.com•66 days ago

i wasn't sure i was onboard with the $7 snickers bar of xanax deal but after reading that article about pete hegseth's group chat, i see the vision

lavenderquill.bsky.social•66 days ago

If the last three months have proved anything, it's that you could win the presidency and go "Every drug is legal" and nobody would stop you, apparently.

nikomo.fi•66 days ago

soda fountains should have a button that mixes in everclear

beligerant-retailr.bsky.social•66 days ago

Nah, man, the real money is in bottled lithium water.

philosophiejane.bsky.social•66 days ago

Yes, what we need right now, on top of everything else, is the majority of the populace going on a benzo bender. If you think things are weird now, you ain't seen nothing yet!

woodenman.bsky.social•66 days ago

There is nothing an average joe could say after consuming a $7 Snickers Bar of Xanax that could be more embarrassing than someone literally saying 👊🇺🇸🔥 in an opsec leak with top goverment officials

joseortega78.bsky.social•66 days ago

I fully support your coup

eljebus.bsky.social•66 days ago

Not just ready, drooling for it.

clutch3-16.bsky.social•66 days ago

If you’re elected where does the title of President go in relation to Reverend-Doctor? Would you be President Reverend-Doctor Robert Evans or Reverend-Doctor President Robert Evans?

trollprincess.bsky.social•66 days ago

My only criticism of the $7 Snickers Bar of Xanax is that I do not like nuts, and would like to request a $7 Caramello or Milky Way or Whatchamacallit Bar of Xanax.

iwriteok.bsky.social•66 days ago

you misunderstand me. the $7 Snickers Bar of Xanax is made entirely of 100% alprazolam, it is just the same shape and size as a Snickers bar

dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social•66 days ago

will it have notches formed in it to make it easier to share with a friend?

dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social•66 days ago

also does same shape and size imply it will have the Snickers Dick Vein?

trollprincess.bsky.social•66 days ago

Ah, excellent.

dcoats.bsky.social•66 days ago

Machetes for all?

adadinpa.bsky.social•66 days ago

My brother loved Xanax to death…You have my vote.

berfield.com•66 days ago

I'm in.

comrade-barbie.bsky.social•66 days ago

Any Lithium in the drinking water!

comrade-barbie.bsky.social•66 days ago

And*

sophiaflorence.bsky.social•66 days ago

Can we get the same but for Adderall? Asking for a friend..my best friend, even (me).

drturdferguson.bsky.social•66 days ago

Well you do need something to keep you up after taking a bite of the snicker bar xanax.

mirthfulowl.bsky.social•66 days ago

If I were a government official this situation would be my version of the "went to school without my pants" nightmare.

moonrakerone.bsky.social•66 days ago

Sometimes I feel inferior because my writing hasn't gotten published yet.
Then I realize I'm not in the Trump administration, and it makes me feel better.

uneasywriter.bsky.social•66 days ago

You’ve got my vote! Suggested campaign slogan: Snickers and Xanax: Better Together! Uh, throw something about “America” in there, idk.

superfluousthomas.bsky.social•66 days ago

Literally, a PFC fresh out of AIT has more qualifications and security than this fuck.

mikeyalexander.bsky.social•66 days ago

I had never had them because I wasn’t big on candy at the time, so I only just learned yesterday those powdered candy Dipping sticks are edible.

So the technology for a Snickers Bar of Xanax is already available!

Plus, there’s some way to pair them up in a bundle with Super Soakers Full of Piss!

ndrichter.bsky.social•66 days ago

It's time for America to break out in felonies

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