“I’ll be 10 min late sorry!!!”
-ashamed
-fragile
-unreliable
“A thousand apologies. The relentless slog of time has overtaken my faculties.”
-powerful
-commanding
-honest
-ashamed
-fragile
-unreliable
“A thousand apologies. The relentless slog of time has overtaken my faculties.”
-powerful
-commanding
-honest
Comments
-Narcissism
-Gaslighting
-Trump
-unconcerned
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It’s cool man, take your time
“A thousand apologies. The relentless slog of time has overtaken my faculties.”
Fck your faculties, we’ve been waiting for last hour. Get your ass here right now
-Graduated magna-cum-laude with a BA in English 😎
(Loud noise)
-Irritating
“A thousand apologies. The relentless slog of time has overtaken my faculties.”
-Irritating twice
-punchable
VERBOSE
succinct, relatable, emphatic
-hectic
-disorganized
- ... SQUIRREL!
"The highway's jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive."
-cool
(You quickly call the bagel shop so your bag is ready)
Powerful
Leadership
“Commendable”
Honest because you took extra time to pickup those bagels. 🤣
Mysterious.
Scientific.
Matrix.
Start arriving like a B cell in a germinal center—slow to emerge, but high-affinity and super-steady when it counts!
-you bout to find out
Reality
Usável?
Verbose?
Tedious?
Overindulgent?
Better:
“Badges? We don’t need no stinkin’ Badges!!”
(Arrives 1 hour late)
-accountable
-respectful through brevity
“A thousand apologies. The relentless slog of time has overtaken my faculties.”
-passively voiced
-diffuses responsibility
-wordy
Asking because I’m worried about ya, bud.
can be ver-
bose.
I imagined sending this to my friends, they’d probably laugh.
I like the suggestions on how to convey ourselves to others!
Do we take into consideration that the first only apologizes 1 time and the second one apologizes 1000 times?
-specific
-concise
-accountable
Second:
-ambiguous
-vague
-high fallootin
-dismissive
-curt
-evasive
POTUS
It subtly implies that the blame was yours all along and never in any way could have been his.
JS🤗
Sorry I'm late
I didn't want to come
Y’all are doing great.
Other people might see it as a chore or a bore but for me it would be cool if more people slowly started talking like that again
I don't mean to force all sounding fancy but to be fun!
To expand our repertoire of words, make the back and forth engaging, & lovely to the naked ear