Today's fun news at Chateau Harris: huge sound of broken glass, to find that a pheasant the size of a small sheep has crashed into the big window in the front room, totalling itself and the window, and spraying glass everywhere.
Just what I needed. Please send tea.
Just what I needed. Please send tea.
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Did you hear about Mrs Johnson and the pool boy? It’s all true, and even worse than you can imagine!
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Before you get the window fixed it might be worth looking into bird-safe glass options. Maybe that pheasant died so that others can live?
Tea first, though.
Size Of A Sheep
Glass All 'Round
Send Tea
Still: dinner!
My goodness.
YIKES! I didn't even know such a thing was possible! 😧 (I've never known a bird to actually break through a window before.)
Can I also send a case of wine? Mostly for you, but also a bottle for braising your dinner tonight. 🍷 😊
(I really am so sorry. What an awful mess.)
Now do the Oval Office!
That's terrible, I'm sorry 💙
An electric milk float may not be fast, but on an empty dawn road...
We will never forget her face as she shrieked
YOU ATE ROADKILL???
For some reason dachshunds are rarely trained as retrievers