My son’s plan to surround our house with treadmills if there’s a zombie apocalypse is kinda genius. - ThreadSky

akjakalope.bsky.social • 150 days ago

My son’s plan to surround our house with treadmills if there’s a zombie apocalypse is kinda genius.

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coreyj.bsky.social•149 days ago

st-lazarus.bsky.social•149 days ago

Well...that's a bit cruel.
We're not all bad. It's really not our fault.

ffrc65.bsky.social•144 days ago

🤣

otisredfoot.bsky.social•149 days ago

Has this kid solved Zombies or re-invented the Jetsons?

elviramadigan1800.bsky.social•148 days ago

Smart Kid.😄
Sharp.
🇩🇰
🥷

glenb.bsky.social•149 days ago

Pro Tip: Hook up all those treadmills to little generators and use them to power your house! 😎

ronwrites.bsky.social•150 days ago

I am always baffled why zombie survivors never dig trenches.

manhasnoname.bsky.social•150 days ago

Exactly that I came to post. First thing I’d find is a bulldozer.

ronwrites.bsky.social•150 days ago

manhasnoname.bsky.social•150 days ago

Always seemed like a no brainer. You could burn anything that fell into it.

raptornx01.bsky.social•149 days ago

if you have access to one, a very loud siren, dangled off the edge of a cliff.

ronwrites.bsky.social•149 days ago

Always a good one. TWD seemed to show even wind chimes can do the trick.

roatti.bsky.social•149 days ago

Make sure you have an apocalypse-proof electricity source

raptornx01.bsky.social•149 days ago

kinetic generators installed in all the treadmills.

annmeyers.bsky.social•149 days ago

How about interspersing the treadmills with sets of encyclopedias?

njsmith.bsky.social•149 days ago

Impeccable logic.

jainabledsoe.bsky.social•150 days ago

This kid own "Farm for your Life" on Steam?

Because this is strong FFYL vibes

sacha.prins.net•149 days ago

Live demo:

jenexpresses.bsky.social•149 days ago

Lol

coolkidtoo.bsky.social•149 days ago

And hook the treadmills to a generator and now we have electricity ⚡💡

antimagaamerican.bsky.social•150 days ago

First stop, the nearest planet fitness 😂

bellarossa.bsky.social•149 days ago

themysteryinc.bsky.social•149 days ago

Hook then up as generators, unlimited power

robinrae.bsky.social•149 days ago

In theory, however, the power grid would probably have already gone down. I think about the apocalypse too much.

borikua4ukr.bsky.social•149 days ago

It starts on Jan 20th, 2025.

heather21.bsky.social•149 days ago

I can’t walk on a treadmill now without falling and forgetting to let go & I am alive. Now I’m going to have a bunch of brainless “aaarr” showing me up.

Rule #1 Cardio

lizreusswig.bsky.social•150 days ago

Brilliant!!!

johnhatchard.bsky.social•146 days ago

The dread of extinction has always been with us; only the mechanism changes ...

Article thread ⏬15 min

sbellelauren.bsky.social•149 days ago

immediately hired

dirigoblue.bsky.social•149 days ago

I have a feeling that you might like this https://youtu.be/dTAAsCNK7RA?si=QM9IYGpq0GV137F6

akjakalope.bsky.social•149 days ago

I play in a (different) band with their drummer occasionally 🖤

dirigoblue.bsky.social•149 days ago

Who knew?!

fightfascism.com•149 days ago

Good idea. The magats HATE exercise.

🧟‍♂️🚲

lilimedina.bsky.social•150 days ago

Maybe we can surround the White House with treadmills.

leahleahbobeah.bsky.social•149 days ago

I love this !! 🚷🧟‍♀️

kschultz67.bsky.social•149 days ago

That’s not kinda of genius, that’s pure out of the box genius! 👏👏👏

anemiab.bsky.social•150 days ago

Excellent plan.

happycamper22.bsky.social•149 days ago

I'm old as dirt and I hounded my husband for a moat when Dictator #DeSantis won (cheatedly) FL election as Governor.
He swears he couldn't find a landscaper to take the gig