Their superhero of choice is a basement dweller that plays with his cats in the basement.
Maga post click bait- its how they make money. Majorty of their evidence is hearsay based performative outrage that triggers white males truing to figure out their masculinity. 😆
and Taylor Swift is STILL HOT. and the ORANGE TURD is still an ORANGE TURD. She made her millions by actually WORKING. The ORANGE TURD gets his money from BRIBES, FRAUD, THEFT, GRIFTING, STEALING. Did I mention BRIBES?
You know, I often I see people literally half my age who are more successful and fulfilled than I'll ever be, and I get sad at my own inadequacies. But then I remember Catturd is 21 years older than me and I cheer right up again.
They could turn leftist though as a Billionaire and then destroy the system that made them 🤔
I am aware that in America that most grass roots efforts are always extremely uphill for leftists. So a class traitor, while not the most romantic route, is the most feasible way there. Unfortunately.
the very famously left wing billionaire singer who is notorious for left wing things like being responsible for over 8000 TONS of CO2 emissions with JUST the private jet in 2022
Catshit is just that, catshit. I would think you could find someone else not named catshit. Since birds of a feather flock together I’m pretty sure trump is catshit too.
The left already doesn't have Taylor Swift. She votes for money, not policies. Like damm near everyone with a lot of money, she votes for making more money.
Who left her? Doesn't she still have like 500 billion followers? Don't her records sell trillions of copies? Did she just end the most successful and lucrative concert tour like ever?
Sure, the Political Left is supported by one of the most successful Popstars in history, but us Right-Wingers have some bure no one has ever heard of before.
Sure, "the left" has one of the richest, most popular pop singers on the planet, but we have *checks notes* a nazi loser named after shit who constantly posts nonsense to the internet.
hey, Gary Cherone is a fucking awesome singer and if EVH weren't getting his ego sucked off by that bitch ass manager and led to believe he could be solely responsible for lyrics, that album would have been sick
Is this satire? Who would not want Taylor Swift on their side? She is a successful honest business woman with enormous talent. That name Catturd is a disgusting name. Boy people are dumb.
the point of the name is to outrage normal people. it's just part of "owning the libs."
discussing this person at all just exposes normal people to distasteful associations. it's better to ignore tht name to the extent possile.
Think of it like this: I know Catturd is probably a dumb, low-life person in real life. None of these people will ever "own" me. I have a voice and will use it in this resistance. So fuck this Catturd person. I know he just wants attention.
Hmm, a preternaturally talented singer/songwriter with half-a-billion fans or an elderly, thrice-divorced troll with a history of bankruptcy and a mere half-million Alex Jones drones in tow. 🤔 Even Steven! 🤗
In my local reddit I'm getting downvoted currently for explaining to my fellow Ohioans that "the left" does not do anything to them because they have no power. Someone genuinely said to me "You wouldn't cal the democrats the right so your being silly" and like... you don't think I would?
She’s a billionaire who uses her fame and wealth for good. Being a billionaire isn’t inherently a bad thing. It’s how you use the billions that make the difference.
She's less toxic than most billionaires, actually seems to have normal human emotions including empathy, and endorsed the person who wasn't a brain-damaged lab experiment. That makes her a leftist to MAGA morons
And that's why the Right-wing propaganda machine will always run circles around everybody to the left of them. They stay on message and work with whoever to further their "goals."
On the left a person using her giant platform to speak out for equal rights and democracy fails the "poority test."
"speaking out for equal rights and democracy" is great, but she's still richer than 99.99996% of human beings and has a carbon footprint a thousand times more than the average person.
And her positions aren't leftist, they're liberal. I seriously doubt she'd even consider herself a leftist.
Y'all with your "they must all be perfect examples" is a big part of why we're in this mess. The idea that she has full control of her wealth implies ignorance of how many artists are exploited and controlled by management. She gives millions to charity. May as well hate Dolly Parton, too.
What the fuck does saying "Billionaires aren't leftist" have to do with the current state we're in? The reason we're in this mess is BECAUSE of billionaires like Taylor having more money than anybody realistically needs.
Also it doesn't matter how much money she donates to charity considering charity is the direct result of the government refusing to fix openly known problems. It's like putting a bandage on an open wound.
They didn't say "leftist", they said "on the left". It has everything to do with the current state we're in because instead of making sure this shithead didn't get the power to do all he's doing, people held Harris to "perfect" standards while not doing a damn thing in response or against him.
Scam merch business practices, being a white feminist who's worked with abusers, having a carbon footprint the size of a small city, and overall contributing to the mass wealth inequality and human exploitation that come with being a billionaire.
Gaddafi. he notoriously was super paranoid so he hid so much gold all over the place that it might still not all be found. America ultra exaggerate it but he at the same time downplayed it. america whitewash it but he was a HUGE help in ending apartheid so is a hero here
"The b-word" means your wealth is in the top 99.9996% of all human beings. It is not possible to achieve this amount of wealth without massive exploitation of others.
Also, I didn't say that Swift was right-wing; I said she was "not a leftist". She's a liberal, not a leftist.
So do I! I trolled magats so much I was banned twice! There is no trolling here because almost everyone here is smart! I only had a few magas to sharpen my claws on!
WASHINGTON, D.C. – May 16, 2025 – President Trump announced he no longer finds Taylor Swift "hot" after touring the Arabian peninsula where he experienced the delights of hijab-/niqab-veiled women. "She just puts it all out there, which I find apostate and a turn-off since converting (to Islam)."
Behind the scenes discussion like "Sure she has a soul crystal that contains the souls of 80% of American women but we have an overweight, white haired Hill Billy with no political literacy so naturally. . . "
The kind of article where the author has gone through a handle of rot gut and his pistol pressed against his temple on more than one occasion while writing it.
The saddest part:
Were it not for the outlet where this appeared, from what I remember about his sense of humor I might have taken this as shade directed at the right!
Say what you want about Swift, but I have no idea how they cant see that this is a “Hydrogen Bomb vs. Coughing Baby” situation (with Catturd being the baby, obviously)
Is "cycle" really the right word? That implies returning to the original state. The last several years have had news spirals - rapid historical rhymes but consistently worse than the previous one, as shown
I can't help but bring it up every time but idk why you'd name yourself catturd, idk why anyone would take a person named catturd seriously about any topic. Especially politics.
I don't think that taylor swift is actually left leaning. the important thing is that conservatives were looking for people who were in "their corner" culturally and they found an aging shitposter who isn't very funny
The actual left doesn't want her. They see her as just another greedy useless billionaire. And there are no good billionaires or they wouldn't be billionaires. #MulchTheRich
It's just ridiculous to me that Taylor Swift is considered a representative of the left merely because she encourages people to vote. Says a lot about the American right.
Well, she endorsed Kamala to Trump's ire. She also donated to food banks in the cities the Eras tour rolled through as well as giving tour staff a sizeable bonus during its run but yeah, we don't know too much about her personal politics beyond being seemingly left-leaning based on actions.. or PR.
And it's so funny considering Facsism, which is basically suicide pack the ideology, requires having no empathy in order to work. And since Facsist requires new enemies in order to keep functioning, they will basically keep killing eachother until everyone on earth is destroy.
The thing is though...to the extent that she cared about politics at all, she was MUCH more likely (IMO) to be right wing than "left wing" before Trump and the whole goddamn incel movement targeted her.
Correct. It is the right that says, good things should be done through charity and not the government. She could be more on the right but we don't know as she stays quiet about politics. For someone on the right it wouldn't be hard to vote for kamala as the dems are pretty right leaning
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Maga post click bait- its how they make money. Majorty of their evidence is hearsay based performative outrage that triggers white males truing to figure out their masculinity. 😆
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and I'm taking a break from humour. Wake me when Trump is over.
It's all connected.
I am aware that in America that most grass roots efforts are always extremely uphill for leftists. So a class traitor, while not the most romantic route, is the most feasible way there. Unfortunately.
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I suspect they don't exist, and I'm not going to find out.
They might as well jump.
MEOW stupid magats
discussing this person at all just exposes normal people to distasteful associations. it's better to ignore tht name to the extent possile.
🐱 💩
Pretty much the epitome of z-list internet microcelebrity
she's a fucking billionaire
these people are so dumb
While ensuring not just her direct workers but adjacent workers are compensated well.
She’s hated bc she shows what the rich could do but won’t.
She has empathy (much like the funny speen man of Red Vox), which is goddamn RARE in the music industry.
On the left a person using her giant platform to speak out for equal rights and democracy fails the "poority test."
And her positions aren't leftist, they're liberal. I seriously doubt she'd even consider herself a leftist.
And so? That still likely doesn't add up to one percent of one percent of yearly carbon emissions.
but these are maga chuds we are reading from here. "left" to them is anyone whjo isnt a igot like them.
hell she is more lib than left if anything
Absolutely a lib.
but they are all dead via american "democracy"
That's why Bernie is totally right-wing too- or do multi-millionaires pass your test, but the b-word is scary?
Also, I didn't say that Swift was right-wing; I said she was "not a leftist". She's a liberal, not a leftist.
https://youtu.be/8YUWDrLazCg?feature=shared
Type shit
Isn’t he obese and gross?
Oh wait, never mind. I don't really care about either one of those losers.
https://bsky.app/profile/dorotheevplessis.bsky.social/post/3lpanm4jvyk2g
Having Trump's head right next to their groins is a bit confusing.
Oh!...Wait...
..I forgot about THAT microphone THING!
I do kinda miss trolling him over on Twitter though.
I’ve only been suspended. Multiple times. But getting banned, you’ve done something right! 😅
can't wait for the sold-out catturd arena tour
Alien pretending to be a human: Albin Sadar i come from Cincinangeles
That’s clever with the dumpster fire in the logo !
Can you help me 😭🙏😭
Were it not for the outlet where this appeared, from what I remember about his sense of humor I might have taken this as shade directed at the right!
Catturd 👇
Ladies, hold me back…🫠😩😭
And it's the left with derangement syndrome? Okay.
or
a racist who ate cat shit
https://www.theblaze.com/columns/opinion/sure-the-left-has-taylor-swift-but-we-have-catturd
I'm waiting for a backlash from the Turdies... I think I'm safe
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Workers around the world unite.
Jealous, much, fascists?
He sucks
::eyeroll::
God Bless Taylor Swift
Like some kind of congressman? (Tale as old as time)
She literally entered at the end but sure, i'M tRyInG tO sCoRe PoLiTiCaL pOiNts like where can I redeem them?
It’s almost like they’re admitting something 🤔