Guessing it is billed as “surf and turf” the oddly unimaginative once super fancy plate at a golf club restaurant. Creepy cheap food for creepy cheap people
Barbara Res, who worked for Trump, said they had a party for the workers after building his tower, and he did not want any of the actual workers - or their families to attend.
Maybe a crypto dinner should be a virtual event where no real food is served. Virtual dining would cost more than real food, so that won't be happening with the orange hamburgler.
Looks like a poorly cooked piece of fish or chicken.
When you can't tell what's being served, it's probably time to eat at a different restaurant. I worked in the hospitality industry for over 35 years and that plate belongs in a Denny's, not an expensive private club. It's embarrassing.
the linen rental probably cost more than the food. that plate couldn’t have cost more than $20 per person including the wilted salad and premade desserts. that’s just some boring old Whyte people wedding food from 25 years ago.
Surf ‘n’ Turf has always stuck me as a vulgar person’s idea of haute cuisine. They think putting the two most expensive items on the menu together (regardless of whether they belong together) is KLASSY. So, of course, Donald serves it.
Got to save somehow. No seasonings… got to pitch those cents somewhere 🤡🤡 It almost looks like gournmet prison food. Bannon and Navarro probably got flashbacks from prison 🤷
The plate presentation was obviously labored over for a solid 30 seconds. TBH the arrangement is reminiscent of a vulva. But that’s probably my issue. Sorry. 😞
Nothing says "KLASSY" like serving an overdone piece of meat that looks like a hockey puck, mystery seafood, potatoes served via ice cream scoop, 6 pieces of vegetables and
2 different sauces on a plate with your name on ot.
MAGA meat (Meat Aged Generations Ago), the fish is fresh it was caught that same day at Mar a Lagos koi ponds,and waxed vegetables picked from the thanksgiving displays!!
Excatly this but on a worthless fancy plate. I'd imagine it'd be cold on the outside and boiling hot on the inside. Like, cut into it and be vaporized by a steam cloud.
They tried to buy an expensive meal from a con man. Now, they are surprised that they got conned? Besides, the smart money has already dumped the coin they bought to get into the dinner, so the cost was actually minimal.
Ugh. Too gross for a doggie bag. Maybe put little bits into zip-lock bags with scribbled Sharpie signatures and to sell to his moron base. They'll buy anything.
Is that the biggest plate in the world, or the smallest restaurant entree ever? I require more than 2 bites of steak for a million dollars. Then again, that looks over-cooked.
I think so.
I checked the plate on Google images search and it's looks like a meaty fish like halibut.
Perhaps a firmer fish for surf and turf?
Chefly outlook.😀
Seriously. With just the relatively little restaurant cooking experience I have even I could have plated that better. Of course if your budget requires so little food presentation may suffer.
That looks utterly disgusting 🤢 What the hell happened to those vegetables? You know those potatoes are from flakes. I’d be pissed if I paid big money to be there and they served that.
Did our tax dollars pay for those dishes. If so…the use of them at a ‘private’ dinner should not be allowed. As well as giving tours of The White House(The People’s House) to private donors. 😡
If Trump were as thin as that sauce it would be a lot harder to make fun of his physique. Alas he is much...uh..."thicker" than that watery ass probably underseasoned and shitty sloppy sauces that needs more content to have an ounce of flavor because the "chef" was a 16 year old kid. Tres Chic.
Thought it was something from "Hello Fresh." Except those look more appetizing. I guess if you're paying millions to kiss somebody's ass, who cares if your food looks like shit. Canadian Ally. Love and Respect!
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And what is the white thing on the right side of the plate?
Probably something Don Jr. fished out of Rock Creek after RFK Jr. went swimming there.
Do They Put The Name On Each Fork 🍴 & Also On Every Single Toilet Paper 🧻 Square On All TP Rolls Too? 😄
What's the going regular price for the slop on that plate...$200? $300? 🙄
When you can't tell what's being served, it's probably time to eat at a different restaurant. I worked in the hospitality industry for over 35 years and that plate belongs in a Denny's, not an expensive private club. It's embarrassing.
and mashed potatoes doled out via an ice cream scoop
https://www.cnbc.com/2025/05/23/trump-meme-coin-dinner.html
The whole mess looks boiled.
2 different sauces on a plate with your name on ot.
Mostly empty and embossed with cheap, gold lettering,
Especially the "u" looking like a turd with a corkscrew stuck in it.
TRUMP: "Fk you suckers, on a plate. Cold."
Few minutes.
Catered by Tucker Carlson?
He was legendary at his inability to run any kind of decent food and beverage service.
25% food cost, hey chef how do we get it down to 15%. Well in this case it's. 00001% of food cost..
Two ounce portions?
I checked the plate on Google images search and it's looks like a meaty fish like halibut.
Perhaps a firmer fish for surf and turf?
Chefly outlook.😀
Kinda like Alpo plated up with a veggie or two.
Ew.
Had the same thing the other day. The freezer section of the store labeled as a Hungry Man dinner.
Actually, my frozen dinner had more calories, bigger portions.
Losers!!!